Free cake

sweetsarahj

Oh god there is free cake in the lobby to celelbrate something or other.........and tomorrow there is the birthday party of my director.


I love cake so much.


HELP

whiskey9890

step away from the cake

sweetsarahj

Why is it that because it is FREE, i cannot resist?

sweetsarahj

I can walk away from a counter SELLING cake..... but free cake?

MinnieInMaine

I heard someone sneezed all over it - gross!

Atlantique

The sort of cakes that are brought into offices for events are usually really crappy cheap cakes anyway. As you're eating it, it will not seem worth it. If you REALLY want cake, at least make it good cake!

LuckyLeprechaun

think of it as free FAT. hopefully you can see it as undesirable that way.

You do not want it, you can do this!!!

vim_n_vigor

go for a long walk, drink water - tastes the same - right? If you need a piece, have a small one and log the calories.

mageepilot

Picture it crawling with ants!

jmcjamie

whos more important you are the cake?

ajh2011

I heard someone sneezed all over it - gross!

Classic!!

sweetsarahj

yes, yes, all good suggestions. The cake will probably taste terrible. The guy cutting it probably didn't wash his hands.



It's not really free anyway is it? I will have "pay the price" one way or another.

skinnyjeans13

Just think about how much effort and sweat you'll have to put in just to burn off that piece of cake!! That usually makes things seem less delicious to me.

JesaGrace

I will go pour a glass of water on it.......no one wants to eat soggy cake.....

Peridotite

I heard someone sneezed all over it - gross!

I like it....please tell me that when I head for my next piece of cake

But seriously, I hear you! I can turn down a lot of things, but I've yet to meet a piece of cake that I haven't at least tasted:sad:

heathersmilez

Why is it that because it is FREE, i cannot resist?

This is so me in a nut shell, OMG!

sweetsarahj

The sort of cakes that are brought into offices for events are usually really crappy cheap cakes anyway. As you're eating it, it will not seem worth it. If you REALLY want cake, at least make it good cake!

yes, very good point. I can certainly buy good cake for myself, why do I want to eat cheap cake? It's full of trans fats. and probably mouse ****. LOLOLOLOL

Egger29

The guy cutting it not only didn't wash his hands....I saw him cleaning the cat boxes earlier at the vet clinic next door.

Let's just say those sprinkles on top aren't candy

BeachLife76

I saw this on someone's signature and have to share. Just remember "NO FOOD TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS." Now, keep repeating that over and over again!!

dmoses

it's probably really DRY and wouldn't be worth wasting all those calories on DRY cake! plus, you never know if the person that made the cake washed their hands after using the restroom... :sick:

sweetsarahj

The guy cutting it not only didn't wash his hands....I saw him cleaning the cat boxes earlier at the vet clinic next door.

Let's just say those sprinkles on top aren't candy

"yes, could I have a corner piece please? The one with the chocolate flower."

sweetsarahj

I saw this on someone's signature and have to share. Just remember "NO FOOD TASTES AS GOOD AS SKINNY FEELS." Now, keep repeating that over and over again!!

ugh yes I have heard that quote before, can't say I like it, sounds like something an anorexic might say to herself. (Don't mean you, just in general)

emersoam

There will ALWAYS be opportunities for free food (goodies) EVERYWHERE for the rest of your life! You have to figure out how you are going to deal with it. If it's AMAZING...I say, give in and have a small, reasonable piece. If it's not that great...don't go by it. Wait it out...it won't take long and the office scavengers cleared the platter and it will be a distant memory.

Jennjenn1974

The guy cutting it not only didn't wash his hands....I saw him cleaning the cat boxes earlier at the vet clinic next door.

Let's just say those sprinkles on top aren't candy

Gives a whole new meaning to "litter box cake"

BeachLife76

I'm far from axorexic LOL, but okay. Was just trying to help!

BeachLife76

The guy cutting it not only didn't wash his hands....I saw him cleaning the cat boxes earlier at the vet clinic next door.

Let's just say those sprinkles on top aren't candy

Gives a whole new meaning to "litter box cake"

LOL Jen

sweetsarahj

There will ALWAYS be opportunities for free food (goodies) EVERYWHERE for the rest of your life! You have to figure out how you are going to deal with it. If it's AMAZING...I say, give in and have a small, reasonable piece. If it's not that great...don't go by it. Wait it out...it won't take long and the office scavengers cleared the platter and it will be a distant memory.

Well I have decided I am not eating the free cake today. There is an official birthday party tomorrow, I want to be able to have some cake then and not feel guilty about it. If I eat cake today AND tomorrow, it will definelty set me back (physically and mentally). Tomorrow's cake is being bought by my friend, so I know it will be good. Today's cake is free for the whole friggin Ministry, no way they wasted any money on it.

(BTW, if you live in Ontario, YOU bought that cake LOL)

sahm23ladies

I heard someone sneezed all over it - gross!

:laugh:

sweetsarahj

I'm far from axorexic LOL, but okay. Was just trying to help!

I know, thanks for the suggestion, really i bet that quote helps a lot of people, just not me. "It's not you, it's me" LOL

sweetsarahj

The guy cutting it not only didn't wash his hands....I saw him cleaning the cat boxes earlier at the vet clinic next door.

Let's just say those sprinkles on top aren't candy

Gives a whole new meaning to "litter box cake"

I made a litter box cake for Hallowe’en one year! Brand new litter pan, crumbled up cake mixed with vanilla pudding, then vanilla sandwich cookies crushed up and food-dyed to look like litter on top. Then microwaved tootsie rolls look just like turds. Serve with a brand new litter scoop. Fantastic!

HollyTsiaussis

Think of it as a free two pounds gained.