Woeful in Wilmington

TonyTrinch

Ok, I know I should have exercised today anyway because it's all healthy and good for you...WHATEVER!!!

I specifically exercised today because a drug rep was coming by our office today and bringing massive amounts really bad for you goodies from Panera and I wanted to make sure I had enough calorie room to enjoy at least one gooyie goopie gloopie goodness yumm!

But what did I find when I get in to work this afternoon...the dumb drug rep didn't bring very much and what he did bring was already eaten up!

ARRRGGGGGG!! I'm officially having a crappy lunch today, everyone is on notice! If it's fatty, processed, salt-caked, deep fried, slathered with cheese, and dipped in chocolate, then I'm eating it for lunch! Is there a such thing as a chocolate covered Monte Cristo sandwhich? If there is, I'm having it, and I'm still gonna dip it in the raspberry jelly, even with the chocolate covering! If there's not one, then I'm paying some sandwich shop dude to invent it!

I just really wanted a gooyie ooyie Panera yummyness. I even skipped breakfast too.