You know you're a mom when.....

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  • hazelbliss6
    hazelbliss6 Posts: 253 Member
    when u choose shopping or restaurant trip based on how smokey, crowded, and accessible the bathrooms are.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    For sure..I was singing some dumb Caiou grocery list song, and my husband thought I'd gone crazy! Toilet paper,light bulbs, socks for Rosie, crayons..over and over again!

    i LOVE that show!! i was so sad when my son stopped watching it and started watching..icarly and all those other shows..hes only 6!! why cant he watch Cailou!!!!!!
  • lil_missfit
    lil_missfit Posts: 565 Member
    Lol!!! I know!! Tell him mommy wants to watch Cailou!!!
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    When your kids are 20 and 18 and you still remember the kids songs, TV shows and movies and when you start to sing or say something from the song/show/movie, your kids don't remember ....so you feel a LOT foolish
  • kristydi
    kristydi Posts: 781 Member
    When, on the rare occasion you get to go to the grocery store alone, you find yourself saying things like "Let's get 4 zucchini. Daddy likes zucchini." aloud and people are looking at you like you're a loon.
  • Soon_to_be_Rigby
    Soon_to_be_Rigby Posts: 20
    you find random surprises in your purse.....underwear, my little pony's, dinosaur heads, spoons, dry macaroni......you know what I am talking about, lol
  • Gretchen22276
    Gretchen22276 Posts: 97
    ... you absent-mindedly try to grab some other child's hand at the mall because he is the same height as your child, and your child is actually for once, not with you...
  • Crystal_Rudolph
    Crystal_Rudolph Posts: 632 Member
    when you go to buy a purse and don't notice the color or cute-factor; but do know how many of your kids' things it will fit in it!
  • lil_missfit
    lil_missfit Posts: 565 Member
    bump
  • maserati185
    maserati185 Posts: 263 Member
    While headed for vacation, you mistakingly leaving your bags too close to the kids and your underwear fly up to the front out of nowhere.
  • maserati185
    maserati185 Posts: 263 Member
    While headed for vacation, you mistakingly leaving your bags too close to the kids and your underwear fly up to the front out of nowhere.

    Sorry. *driving in the car, you mistakingly leave your bags too close to the kids in the back... :)
  • joycemhall
    joycemhall Posts: 164 Member
    When you're out someplace and a random child says "Mom!" and you turn around to see what they need
  • crewellademel
    crewellademel Posts: 168 Member
    When your idea of an exciting evening is sending the kids somewhere else and you get to just lay on the couch eating all the stuff you tell them is bad for you and watching whatever you want on TV. For most of you I gues that's cartoons! :):flowerforyou:
  • TNGirlyGirl
    TNGirlyGirl Posts: 337 Member
    Or when the TV is left on the cartoon channel. You're the only one home and you sit there for a 1/2 hr watching cartoons before you realize, Hey I can watch something else......lol

    I do this too!! I think I've seen every episode of "Suite Life" and "Wizards of Waverly Place".... without my kids!
  • ebgbjo
    ebgbjo Posts: 821 Member
    You know too many kid songs by heart and sing them even when the show is not on and your kids are not around...

    You reach in your purse looking for keys and find toy cars, dolls, etc....

    lol.. isnt that the truth :)
  • lil_missfit
    lil_missfit Posts: 565 Member
    When you're out someplace and a random child says "Mom!" and you turn around to see what they need

    Ha!!! Yep!!! That's me!!
  • lil_missfit
    lil_missfit Posts: 565 Member
    When your idea of an exciting evening is sending the kids somewhere else and you get to just lay on the couch eating all the stuff you tell them is bad for you and watching whatever you want on TV. For most of you I gues that's cartoons! :):flowerforyou:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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