First random sentence that comes to mind.

ridiculyss

Hakuna Matata! What a Wonderful phrase!!

PantalaNagaPampa

if at first you don't succeed, keep sucking until you do!

AllyS7

That's not what your mom said last night.

copperdave

My cat just left me a butt muffin.

PantalaNagaPampa

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

sillygoose1977

I want to punch you in the face so badly right now.

PantalaNagaPampa

your face makes me want to learn how to box!

PattyTheUndefeated

I'm naming my first child Jim-Bob, even if it's a girl. Or maybe Iron Man.

JEK717

It would be if you hadn't done that!

CricketKate

I don't care who started it!