What is a Calorie?

♥jewel♥

I posted this on my home page this morning, it gave me a giggle. I hope it gives you a giggle too!

Calories are the little *kitten* that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter... MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE ****S

TK266

To paraphrase Kyle Reese from The Terminator: "Listen, and understand. That Calorie is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have eaten it."

You have got to rise up and join the Calorie resistance and blow them the frack away! *rides up and down on a Taun Taun* FREEDOM!!!


(ok I mixed and matched too many movies there)

koosdel

To paraphrase Kyle Reese from The Terminator: "Listen, and understand. That Calorie is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have eaten it."

You have got to rise up and join the Calorie resistance and blow them the frack away! *rides up and down on a Taun Taun* FREEDOM!!!


(ok I mixed and matched too many movies there)

Ha! Ha! Ha! Awesome... is it bad that I totally understood all of this?

Beautiful_Fury

Oh my gosh.. You guys are too funny...

Thank you for the giggle this morning.. )