A letter - Joke

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hgam1
hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

>> 'Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
>> to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum
>> and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but
>> I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos,
>> her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
>> But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will
>> be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood
>> for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy
>> has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.
>> We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with The other people in
>> the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
>> pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She
>> sure deserves it!!
>>
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren
>>
>> Love your son Joshua.
>>
>>
>> ?
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>>
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>> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
>> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
>> report that's on my desk.>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Call me when it is safe for me to come home.
>
> ________________________________

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  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

    >> 'Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
    >> to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum
    >> and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but
    >> I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos,
    >> her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
    >> But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will
    >> be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood
    >> for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy
    >> has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.
    >> We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with The other people in
    >> the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
    >> pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She
    >> sure deserves it!!
    >>
    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren
    >>
    >> Love your son Joshua.
    >>
    >>
    >> ?
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
    >> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
    >> report that's on my desk.>>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> Call me when it is safe for me to come home.
    >
    > ________________________________
  • marskids
    marskids Posts: 296 Member
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    :laugh:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
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    :laugh:
  • iftcheiaf
    iftcheiaf Posts: 960 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I read it to my almost eight year old daughter and she was more upset that his son lied to him. Gotta love my girl :heart:
  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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    clever girl!
    my son sent me this joke and i'm still waiting for the email that will tell me what he's done"!"!
  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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    clever girl!
    my son sent me this joke and i'm still waiting for the email that will tell me what he's done"!"!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Oh my word!!! That had me going. That's a good one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    That reminds me of when I was going to tell my parents about my tattoo. I was really nervous, so I started with, "Mom, Dad... I have something to tell you." Before I could say anything else, my mom blurted out, "Oh my God, you are pregnant!" After I finished laughing, I replied with, "No, but you sure made it a lot easier for me to tell you all I did was get a tattoo!"

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