Your stupidest joke

KierstyPants

double post.. ><

jonbobfrog

Two muffins were in an oven.
One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, "boy, it sure is hot in here."
The second muffin said, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

humblemonkey

believe it ACTUALLY goes like this:
knock knock.
whos there?
apple.
apple who?
knock knock.
whos there?
apple.
apple who?
knock knock.
whos there?
apple.
APPLE WHO?
knock knock.
whos there?
orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE you glad i didnt say apple??

orange sounds like "arent" kind of...

that was the joke i told EVERYONE when i was like....5.


So what do you call a cow with no legs?? GROUND BEEF.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs....
-in the sea? BOB
-on your wall? ART
-on your porch? MATT

rgoodearl

Where was the first doughnut made in.....Grease :laugh:

KLo924

So a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! We've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

(omg I love stupid jokes - great post!)

avalonms

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Becca_007

believe it ACTUALLY goes like this:
knock knock.
whos there?
apple.
apple who?
knock knock.
whos there?
apple.
apple who?
knock knock.
whos there?
apple.
APPLE WHO?
knock knock.
whos there?
orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE you glad i didnt say apple??

orange sounds like "arent" kind of...

that was the joke i told EVERYONE when i was like....5.

What happened to banana in that joke? Must be a couple versions