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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up

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  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
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    Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
    So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
    The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
    So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
    The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
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    LOL :laugh:
  • kerrilucko
    kerrilucko Posts: 3,852 Member
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    Awesome, lol :laugh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: good one!:drinker:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • STACYESPARZA
    STACYESPARZA Posts: 308 Member
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    Now that just made my day!:drinker: :laugh: :tongue: :happy: