THE RAPTURE!!
Rainbow_Brite86
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Let me check my "Surpriz-O-meter"...
Nada, zip, goose egg, *kitten* the bed, epic fail....
People have got to frickin' wake up and grow an effin brain....
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lol no duh XD If that man had actually read the Bible once in his life he would never have come up with that bullsh!t...0
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According to this article, the rapture will roll out in time zones!!! It will start at 6pm tonight in New Zealand and move west so it occurs in every time zone at 6pm! I had no idea that God was a fan of Greenwich Mean Time, but, hey, you learn something every day! The good new is, I live in the eastern time zone so I will have a 5 hour warning and plenty of time to get my crap in a pile! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/21/christian-movement-prepares-doomsday/0
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It is already passed 6 pm new zealand time, it is actually Sunday there right now. lol0
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LOL! My daughter was just asking what this man's thoughts were about time zones! Tooo funny.0
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Well on to 20120
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The rapture is on my cheat day so that works out perfect for me.0
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I'm still planning on looting.0
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Darn, and I wanted to go home...:ohwell:0
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I thought the time zone thing was made up, lol!
Wow...well no work monday I guess...well that is if I am a chosen one :drinker:0 -
Awww man, I had my zombie busting kit all ready to go!
Oh, wait... that's my banana hammock.0 -
wonder how ticked that preacher is gonnna be....like shiiiii i was wrong on this one anyone want some punch?0
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I'm just testing my signature here..:flowerforyou:0
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It is already passed 6 pm new zealand time, it is actually Sunday there right now. lol
Sorry... ignore that...0 -
I'm still planning on looting.
ROTFLMFAO!!!0 -
Man, I've training to out run zombies and it ain't happening today?! :explode:0
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The Rapture = Jesus Troll
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Jesus freaks, you are up!!0
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He did set a "back up" date for October 21, 2011...just in case! Oh wait -- he already "calculated" and failed in 1994...!
So are they going to go out all Heaven's Gate style...ya know, just to save face? :sick:0 -
i am waiting for the press confrence to be announce where he gets up and says "oops my bad"0
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The guy is clearly a fake and there will be even more fakes before Christ comes back. The Bible clearly states that no one knows the exact time when Christ is coming back. Not the angels in Heaven nor the Son Himself. Only God the Father knows and He ain't telling.0
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The rapture is on my cheat day so that works out perfect for me.
I completely laughed right out loud on this!!! Tomorrow is my cheat day, sure hope I make it there to enjoy it.
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I am thinking that maybe he forgot to calculate in the leap year cycles. He may also have been using either a Julian or Gregorian calender, both of which could account for his total idiocy; er...i mean his lack of proper calculations. Get onboard with the Mayans already!
21 December 2012!
They at least had cool masks and a through an awesome party....
This post is not meant to slander/offend any Mayans. All others may be offended and/or slandered in the best manner that they see fit.0 -
The Rapture = Jesus Troll
Hahahaha :laugh: :laugh:
Oh man.. Between this and the banana hammock, I'm on the floor!0 -
The Rapture = Jesus Troll
Hahahaha :laugh: :laugh:
Oh man.. Between this and the banana hammock, I'm on the floor!0 -
http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg612/scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=bwdje.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640
This is why it didn't happen.0 -
This is why it didn't happen.0 -
ROFL, awesome!0
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Thanks roylawrence87. x0
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I got Raptured!!!!!But I don't know know about this angels that picked me Up one of them is Jesus and the other Pepe? WTF!! ohhhh S*#t I been kidnapped by mexicans!!0
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