Darn! My car keys got raptured.

mangaso
mangaso Posts: 21
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
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  • Newmammaluv
    Newmammaluv Posts: 379 Member
    LOL
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,316 Member
    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I think somebody raptured my mower gas... thank goodness. I really didn't want to now. Now if the laundry was to get raptured, that would make my day!
  • JennBennett410
    JennBennett410 Posts: 229
    I was hoping my washing machine was going to raptured this morning...no such luck!
  • SassyMissDasha
    SassyMissDasha Posts: 614
    :laugh:
  • julie737
    julie737 Posts: 406 Member
    hahahaha! my energy got raptured :)
  • mlemonroe2
    mlemonroe2 Posts: 603
    so did my youth....
  • rharris86dc
    rharris86dc Posts: 635 Member
    LOL, all of these are hysterical!
  • marisol7649
    marisol7649 Posts: 484 Member
    I think you are early it will be at 6pm! lol:laugh:
  • Xaspar
    Xaspar Posts: 726 Member
    My brake lights on my truck got raptured too ... apparently there are none at the moment ... Off to the auto parts store and hope that it is only two bulbs that coincidentally burned out together ... REALLY didn't want to troubleshoot a truck wiring harness today!
  • melzteach
    melzteach Posts: 550 Member
    My money got raptured.
  • KZOsMommy
    KZOsMommy Posts: 854 Member
    LOL :laugh:
  • Marcellus_08
    Marcellus_08 Posts: 253
    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
  • mangaso
    mangaso Posts: 21
    My fat got rapt.......nope still here Crap!
  • beesareyellow
    beesareyellow Posts: 335 Member
    Wish my belly fat would get raptured! Oh well, we were all ready for the Zombie apocalypse, I had a BBQ planned and everything :( Guess I'll just have to get back on the treadmill and 'rapture" that fat the old fashioned way, bummer.:)
  • mangaso
    mangaso Posts: 21
    Sex life? Yup...Raptured.
  • CallejaFairey
    CallejaFairey Posts: 391 Member
    oooooooh yeah, that was today wasn't it. hey!!! maybe that's where the almost 1lb of me went :P i haven't been losing for awhile, and poof, this morning, almost a pound gone. i think i like this rapture thing, can we schedule another next week?
  • Chiquita_Banana
    Chiquita_Banana Posts: 500
    Lol hilarious!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This thead started funny and kept getting funnier. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    oooooooh yeah, that was today wasn't it. hey!!! maybe that's where the almost 1lb of me went :P i haven't been losing for awhile, and poof, this morning, almost a pound gone. i think i like this rapture thing, can we schedule another next week?

    My weight was down too. I like your idea. :bigsmile:
  • vpsmith14
    vpsmith14 Posts: 71
    hahahaha! my energy got raptured :)


    Mine too!
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