The Rapture

DrBorkBork
DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
addressing the world ending today:
First of all-- are all my friends in Oz okay? Cuz it should be May 22nd there.

Secondly:
FOR THE RAPTURE: We’re going to need three goats, an hourglass, one of us is going to need to learn how to play the trumpet while the other does this: *wiggles fingers*

Thirdly:
RAPTURE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

And lastly,
I don't mean to offend anyone that does believe the rapture is happening today. I, for one, DO believe Jesus will come again. Just not today. When the prophet of my church speaks up and says get your act together, that's when I will pull out my "Quick, Look Busy. JESUS IS COMING!" bumper sticker.

If you have NO IDEA what I'm talking about, see here:
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

Off to enjoy a GORGEOUS day. So glad it finally stopped raining.

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  • SarahC75
    SarahC75 Posts: 45
    How many calories will it burn? :P
  • HilarieXcore
    HilarieXcore Posts: 214 Member
    Rapture? That's weird. When I got on FB last night for the first time, it was all about the impending zombie apocalypse.
  • dian1227
    dian1227 Posts: 122 Member
    Like you, I also believe my Lord is coming back, but He did not tell Harold Camping the time and date of this I am sure.
  • Gilbrod
    Gilbrod Posts: 1,216 Member
    HAHAHAHA! Yeah, I believe in it, but know that not even the angels know when it will be according to Matt 24:36. I just can't stand that it makes Christians look like block heads. I wonder if this is how some muslims feel about the ones who blow themselves up for a cause.
  • miriamtorason
    miriamtorason Posts: 208 Member
    *blink* I totally read that link as ediblefellowship.com. TOTALLY DIFFERENT. And also potentially related to the zompocalypse. o.o;;
  • musicgirl88
    musicgirl88 Posts: 504 Member
    addressing the world ending today:
    First of all-- are all my friends in Oz okay? Cuz it should be May 22nd there.

    Secondly:
    FOR THE RAPTURE: We’re going to need three goats, an hourglass, one of us is going to need to learn how to play the trumpet while the other does this: *wiggles fingers*

    Thirdly:
    RAPTURE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

    And lastly,
    I don't mean to offend anyone that does believe the rapture is happening today. I, for one, DO believe Jesus will come again. Just not today. When the prophet of my church speaks up and says get your act together, that's when I will pull out my "Quick, Look Busy. JESUS IS COMING!" bumper sticker.

    If you have NO IDEA what I'm talking about, see here:
    http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

    Off to enjoy a GORGEOUS day. So glad it finally stopped raining.

    Totally LOVING the Pirates of the Caribbean quote you threw in there!! I went to see it last night, it was AMAZING!! LOL
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
    Totally LOVING the Pirates of the Caribbean quote you threw in there!! I went to see it last night, it was AMAZING!! LOL

    Saw it last night, too. Very fun. Did you stay through the credits to see what happened to Angelica? Tee hee
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    rapturehatch.jpg

    So I guess having that installed on my house was a little premature.... *sigh!*smiley-sad030.gif
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
    TDG, not necessarily. Now you have a convenient sky light & built in central air ;)
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