Dear [blank], ...... Sincerely, [blank]

JoyceJoanne
JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Dear idiot with God on speed dial,

Isn't there someone you can convince to send you money instead of trying to scare us into believing what you believe??

Sincerely,

YOU are the reason people think christians are religious zealots and stay away....


{{REALLY??? YOU are the ONE guy that has the hook up.... ??!! Get OVER yourself, you're just not THAT important!! }}

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  • justleeanne
    justleeanne Posts: 251 Member
    I don't get it?

    :S
  • stephlake
    stephlake Posts: 105 Member
    I wonder how ackward tomorrow mornings sermon is going to be at THAT guys church?!!
  • squishycow7
    squishycow7 Posts: 820 Member
    when the world doesn't end... they're gonna be like GOD SAVED US!!! but really nothing was happening in the first place. lol
  • QueenofCups
    QueenofCups Posts: 365 Member
    I love that website! lol

    I read this one recently and thought it hit home:

    Dear people of the world,
    Please be the person your 8 year old self would look up to.
    Sincerely, it's good practice.

    And this is just LOL!!

    Dear Edward Cullen,
    You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.
    Sincerely, Peter Pan.
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    Wasted WAY too much time on that website- but some are just spot on!! (Loved the Peter Pan one too.)
  • QueenofCups
    QueenofCups Posts: 365 Member
    Wasted WAY too much time on that website- but some are just spot on!! (Loved the Peter Pan one too.)

    So easy to do! That website and cracked.com are both like a black hole for me. I will waste an hour easy, and never know what happened. Its almost like I was asleep when I realize what I had been doing with my time. LOL
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