I love coffee...do you love coffee?

staciekins

Here are a few of my favorite coffee quotes...feel free to add your own

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles. ~Dave Barry

A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. ~Author Unknown

Decaf is like taking a shower with a raincoat on. ~Author Unknown

Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown

You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren

Coffee, n. break fluid. ~Author Unknown

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~Author Unknown

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! ~Robin Williams

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever. ~Author Unknown

My blood type is Folgers. ~Author Unknown

All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. ~Author Unknown

Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown

I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex. ~A.C. Van Cherub

Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. ~Terri Guillemets

Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak. ~Author Unknown

The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. ~Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown

infosynth

Uh...yes...Yes...YESSSSS!

DKev

LOVE, LOVE and LOVE my coffee. Thanks for sharing

MikeM53082

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

bethdris

I LOVE coffee!!! People think I'm strange because I drink it before bed. (not decaf). Umm if you like coffee, and drink enough of it, it doesn't affect sleep!

staciekins

Caffeine has no effect on me in small doses. (except making me more enjoyable to be around) lol
I often wondered if having a coffee drip intravenously would do better, but then I wouldn't taste it.

runlorirun

I LOVE coffee!!! People think I'm strange because I drink it before bed. (not decaf). Umm if you like coffee, and drink enough of it, it doesn't affect sleep!

I have insomnia and the doctor insisted the coffee was what was behind it. However a change in my coffee drinking habits (no coffee past 4 pm, unless it's decaf) did NOTHING for my insomnia....lol I actually think it made it worse.

Sonofabiscuit2

My one and only quote comes from a master sergeant that was teaching me to make coffee the right way for his messhall (aka dining faciity for the entire base).

MSgt - you see how black that is (pours out cup of thick black substance)
Me- yes Master Sergeant
MSgt- everyday just like that, everyone else can add water, bunch-a-damn sissies

He later told me I made the best damn coffee, oh and real marines don't use cream or sugar

In bootcamp we weren't allowed coffee, we were eating our MRE's (meal ready to eat) one day the drill instructor offers to let us have the instant coffee that comes with the mre, we do everything together so here is what happened. "open the packet...pour it in your mouth.... take the lid off your canteen...put water in your mouth do not swallow.. Swish... Swallow... How was the coffee ladies?"

Also I have said "i like my coffee like my soul black and bitter, I'd say like my women hot and in my lap but that's just pervy and painful"

staciekins

My one and only quote comes from a master sergeant that was teaching me to make coffee the right way for his messhall (aka dining faciity for the entire base).

MSgt - you see how black that is (pours out cup of thick black substance)
Me- yes Master Sergeant
MSgt- everyday just like that, everyone else can add water, bunch-a-damn sissies

He later told me I made the best damn coffee, oh and real marines don't use cream or sugar

In bootcamp we weren't allowed coffee, we were eating our MRE's (meal ready to eat) one day the drill instructor offers to let us have the instant coffee that comes with the mre, we do everything together so here is what happened. "open the packet...pour it in your mouth.... take the lid off your canteen...put water in your mouth do not swallow.. Swish... Swallow... How was the coffee ladies?"

Also I have said "i like my coffee like my soul black and bitter, I'd say like my women hot and in my lap but that's just pervy and painful"

:laugh: this really made me lol. thanks for that!

Winged_Victory

I love coffee! I usually only have it on the weekends though.

staciekins

I love coffee! I usually only have it on the weekends though.

same here

dancemaddie123

I love coffee too!!!

Karleyyy

"**** yeah, I ****ing looooove coffee!" -Me.

jtsmou

I Love Coffee, I tried to quit, but the benefits out weight the whatever it is, not sure, but I like coffee yes yes yes yes!! I like my coffee black, some people don't seem to understand what black coffee means, it means BLACK with nothing else in it, not with cream or sugar, and none of this fancy pants stuff from starbucks, NOOO we need good ol fashion regular freaking coffee. COFFEE!!!! Sometimes I drink coffee allll day long and into the night because it really helps me be alert HEY LOOK AT THAT BIRD!!!! Sometimes I even go to Denny's late at night just to drink coffee and stare at all the weird people who come in all night long, but then I get paranoid thinking that they may be doing the same thing and to them I'm the weird one, but one thing we can all agree on is we are all drinking coffee yep yep YEP!!!

Will you all be my friend?

stephanielynn76

Just had a cup... spicy eggnog K-cup from my Kerig...

k2d4p

Decaf is like taking a shower with a raincoat on. ~Author Unknown

This! What is the point of decaf? Crazy people. Coffee is the one thing that I absolutely refuse to change with my new way of eating. I drink it every morning and I always add REAL sugar and coffeemate creamer. It keeps me sane. (oh, and I have also lost over 100lbs not changing my coffee intake.) I already know that my daily calories starts 175 in the whole because of my coffee. :happy:

MarybethAltizer

I loved it!!!! Drinkin a cup right nowwwww. :P

Tiggerrick

I can drink a cup of coffee and fall asleep immediately after. Then, I get to dream of me drinking coffee. :drinker:

Karleyyy

I can drink a cup of coffee and fall asleep immediately after. Then, I get to dream of me drinking coffee. :drinker:

I do that quite a bit....the falling asleep part, not the dreaming of coffee. :P

Sonofabiscuit2

Effin doctor cut me back from 6 cups to 3 and now ther is a report saying 6 cups a day may help your prostate.

AllyV0621

"Instant human, just add coffee!" Author Unknown.

A writer one: "Give me coffee or the protagonist dies." Author Unknown

cant function without it!!! apparently, i have been known to trudge out of my bedroom with the most fantastic bedhead, start my coffee maker, and just stare at it, with no indication that i have seen/heard my apartment mates, even as they try to catch my attention. if i am aware of their existence, all theyre going to get out of me before that first cup is at least half gone is an annoyed grunt.

my mom makes the WEAKEST coffee in the world and i CANNOT stand it!!!!! when i complain she says "i dont want to waste it." you're wasting it because we can't TASTE it!!!!! and she buys pretty expensive coffee.

SyndromeXTerminator

I like!
:laugh:

MissO﹠A

*thumbs up to all my Java-addicted sisters and brothers*

I have a trough sized cup I drink in the morning. I've not had a doctor tell me I should cut back though I can imagine what my response would be. Usually, I don't drink any in the afternoon.

Bold coffees have been my "gateway drug" -- the darker the roast, the more I can't go back to anything lighter. Trader Joe's makes a most badass blend called Cafe Pajaro, which is my poison of choice at the moment.

Navie42

THIS is how much I love coffee (underside of left arm):

taso42_DELETED

Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.

littttlelaurra

I wish it came with an IV drip! LOVE !!!

TK266

I love coffee, but I am not 'in' love with coffee. this causes me lot of sleepless nights, as coffee tries to get me to commit more strongly. :laugh: :laugh:

MeliciousMelis

THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxHPevujqZM

(Will Ferrell, kicking and screaming for coffee)

....."what IS that haunting aroma??"

kaytedawg05

all day all night... i drink it till i'm "coffee-drunk" and I pass out. who says it sposed to keep u awake LOL

staciekins

THIS is how much I love coffee (underside of left arm):

that, my friend is effin awesome!