Odd thoughts, Odd behavior (NSV)

Aesop101

Well I was laying in bed this morning when I looked toward my feet. Where's my belly. Couldn't see it. Now I know I have a belly. It's there when I stand. So then I started feeling around and there were my hip bones. Okay, all's cool. Then I thought, I wonder if that belly is spread out like an old bean bag chair? Hmm, didn't want to know the answer to that.

Later I ran to the store. I put my size 46 cargo shorts on and head out. Now I just started wearing these things two weeks ago. Since then I've been digging in the garden, hoeing, planting, and getting up and down. If you dig enough dirt you can start feeling the exertion not only in your shoulders and arms but in your torso as well. It is expressed in the next mornings grunts and the tendency to take short breaths when first rising.

Now the cargo shorts are loose and airy. Maybe I'm just not confident in my manly habits and traditions. I found myself checking my zipper an extraordinary amount of times. I sure hope no one noticed my discrete checks.

gentlebreeze2

giggles... I've done that too, when things are extra loose.