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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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      Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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      Which came first...The chicken or the egg?:laugh:
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

      Which begs the question....

      What's the deal with self-help "groups"?
    • Posts: 852 Member
      Well, you know they were doin' so good to start with...:noway:
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      How about "butter knife"
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      Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:
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      If you choke a Smurf what color will they turn?
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      A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:


      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!

      Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:
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      Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:

      :noway: no.....you.....didn't.....:noway:


      :laugh: :laugh:
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      Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:

      ROFLMBO!!!

      Em...you are so bad.
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      :noway: no.....you.....didn't.....:noway:


      :laugh: :laugh:

      just the once......srlsly! :wink:
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      Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:

      Bahahaha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      Why's he so picky? Men... :grumble:
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      ROFLMBO!!!

      Em...you are so bad.
      *eyes wattering* ROFLMBO!!! :drinker:
    • Posts: 270 Member
      How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall, but do the same with the neighbors dog and all Hell breaks loose? :grumble:
    • Posts: 19,224 Member
      If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
    • Posts: 852 Member
      Mental push-ups
    • Posts: 270 Member
      When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
    • Posts: 852 Member
      When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
      When pigs fly
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      When there's a 50% chance of rain, does it rain on only half the city? Or does it rain half the day? Or does the rain only come half way down? Maybe they're only half rain drops...???
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      What about leaving a glass out in that 50% rain.

      Will it be half full or half empty?
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      it would border on the edge of existence
    • Posts: 1,291 Member
      it would border on the edge of existence

      Matty, did U mean to post somewhere else?
      :indifferent:
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