I smell like.....

SoupNazi

Cool, I got Candy Cane body wash and lip gloss last year. I smelt good enough to eat!!

That's the second time I've seen this owl! It makes me laugh yet I have NO idea what it means.
Can someone please explain?

Oh Really?

Got it. Yeah...I knew that.:smokin: Just testin ya is all.

pecksun8

Haven't you seen the commercials for cashews! That's all you need!

BEFORE

You all are just killing this love starved boy.

Lets see the last 2 days.

Wearing sexy clothes, Tami playing catch seductively, These foods help your erection, Being thankful for body parts, got sexy MFP women making out, and now we are wearing perfume making you smell good enough to eat.

I am frickin dying people. I am afraid to read any further threads for fear that it will start out as I injured my foot and work into "who loves position 292."

Let this be a lesson to you newbies: you lose some weight, gain some confidence, and then you are all about sex.

I am fat, forty, and frickin dying. Whew I feel better.

Please continue ladies. :devil: :laugh:

SoupNazi

You all are just killing this love starved boy.

Lets see the last 2 days.

Wearing sexy clothes, Tami playing catch seductively, These foods help your erection, Being thankful for body parts, got sexy MFP women making out, and now we are wearing perfume making you smell good enough to eat.

I am frickin dying people. I am afraid to read any further threads for fear that it will start out as I injured my foot and work into "who loves position 292."

Let this be a lesson to you newbies: you lose some weight, gain some confidence, and then you are all about sex.

I am fat, forty, and frickin dying. Whew I feel better.

Please continue ladies. :devil: :laugh:

No.

You are the Rock.

Emdicio

You all are just killing this love starved boy.

Lets see the last 2 days.

Wearing sexy clothes, Tami playing catch seductively, These foods help your erection, Being thankful for body parts, got sexy MFP women making out, and now we are wearing perfume making you smell good enough to eat.

I am frickin dying people. I am afraid to read any further threads for fear that it will start out as I injured my foot and work into "who loves position 292."

Let this be a lesson to you newbies: you lose some weight, gain some confidence, and then you are all about sex.

I am fat, forty, and frickin dying. Whew I feel better.

Please continue ladies. :devil: :laugh:

Did you see the thread about a "whack"? Might help relieve some o' the tension! I agree, though - these threads are Spanktacular!!! :bigsmile:

BEFORE

You all are just killing this love starved boy.

Lets see the last 2 days.

Wearing sexy clothes, Tami playing catch seductively, These foods help your erection, Being thankful for body parts, got sexy MFP women making out, and now we are wearing perfume making you smell good enough to eat.

I am frickin dying people. I am afraid to read any further threads for fear that it will start out as I injured my foot and work into "who loves position 292."

Let this be a lesson to you newbies: you lose some weight, gain some confidence, and then you are all about sex.

I am fat, forty, and frickin dying. Whew I feel better.

Please continue ladies. :devil: :laugh:

Did you see the thread about a "whack"? Might help relieve some o' the tension! I agree, though - these threads are Spanktacular!!! :bigsmile:

I just need an antidote (spelling) for wedding cake.
:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

tilly6277

See, who says it doesn't pay off to be the minority??!! :laugh:

casey34472

I smell like salami. I just got off work and its a deli so guess what I smell like. :laugh:

Fab140

Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better!

I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

Shannon023

I'd be licking myself if I...

Great, you just killed BEFORE. :laugh:

Fab140

I'd be licking myself if I...

Great, you just killed BEFORE. :laugh:

Well....the truth can kill....no one teaches that one in church!:laugh:

BEFORE

I'd be licking myself if I...

Great, you just killed BEFORE. :laugh:

Died of a massive blood flow.

tashjs21

Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

tilly6277

I smell like salami. I just got off work and its a deli so guess what I smell like. :laugh:

I used to work at Pizza Hut so I smelled like pizza all the time but that was not necessarly a good thing.:devil:

Fab140

Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

:explode: <<<<<BEFORE exploding

tashjs21

Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

:explode: <<<<<BEFORE exploding

Yes, it has been a two day affair now...poor guy...we can't be held accountable though, girls will be girls...do I hear Ali's song playing???

Shannon023

Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

:explode: <<<<<BEFORE exploding

Yes, it has been a two day affair now...poor guy...we can't be held accountable though, girls will be girls...do I hear Ali's song playing???

Gonna be hearing "Taps" playing before too long. :laugh:

Fab140

Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

:explode: <<<<<BEFORE exploding

Yes, it has been a two day affair now...poor guy...we can't be held accountable though, girls will be girls...do I hear Ali's song playing???

:laugh: :laugh: Is it "I Touch Myself" ? I hadn't heard that song in forever when one day last summer I was sitting next to about 20 construction workers and...well....when a girl loves a song, she loves a song! no matter what company she's in.