We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

Anyone have a rock I can crawl under......

2

Replies

  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Oh no Ali!!!!!:noway:

    Oh girl.....:laugh: ....I mean.....:embarassed: ! You are so funny! It's a good thing for the teacher you are vavavoom. LOL!

    Big, big, BIG hugs to you honey. You made my day.:flowerforyou: and a few others' too. {snicker}:wink:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation. :bigsmile:

    PS Should of had your jump rope.

    PSS explained the dollar bills tucked in your dress

    Thats all. :bigsmile:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Oh no Ali!!!!!:noway:

    Oh girl.....:laugh: ....I mean.....:embarassed: ! You are so funny! It's a good thing for the teacher you are vavavoom. LOL!

    Big, big, BIG hugs to you honey. You made my day.:flowerforyou: and a few others' too. {snicker}:wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: aw thanks soupy girl!!! and you you are what makes these two bite their fists and go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!:love::love: :love:
    LennyandSquiggy.jpg
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation. :bigsmile:

    PS Should of had your jump rope.

    PSS explained the dollar bills tucked in your dress

    Thats all. :bigsmile:

    speakin' of fist biters!!!!!!!!!:angry::angry: :angry:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    Ok so am I allowed to laugh? I mean....I .....really.........want .............to ...........laugh

    Sorry cant hold it in any longer.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    My first son was leaving his kindergarten class one afternoon.
    The halls full of parents, all of which I hoped to impress, when he yells

    "MOMMMMMMMY NO DRINKING AND DRIVING!!!"

    I had a pepsi in my hand. That was 20 years ago and I STILL take crap from some of the teachers I am friends with.
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Ok so am I allowed to laugh? I mean....I .....really.........want .............to ...........laugh

    Sorry cant hold it in any longer.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    My first son was leaving his kindergarten class one afternoon.
    The halls full of parents, all of which I hoped to impress, when he yells

    "MOMMMMMMMY NO DRINKING AND DRIVING!!!"

    I had a pepsi in my hand. That was 20 years ago and I STILL take crap from some of the teachers I am friends with.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: omg that cracked me up!!! thanks hon!!!

    okay on my way to get my boy...ugh! wish me luck...I have a safety pin neatly holding the girls down LMBO...plus my son only wrestles w/ me to get outta the truck and go to school the comin home part he lOVES! lol

    hugs and thanks you guys....later!
    Ali :flowerforyou:
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    OMG!!!!!!!!! I would die!!!! you poor thing...tell me it was at least a cute bra! lol poor baby...
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Ok so am I allowed to laugh? I mean....I .....really.........want .............to ...........laugh

    Sorry cant hold it in any longer.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    My first son was leaving his kindergarten class one afternoon.
    The halls full of parents, all of which I hoped to impress, when he yells

    "MOMMMMMMMY NO DRINKING AND DRIVING!!!"

    I had a pepsi in my hand. That was 20 years ago and I STILL take crap from some of the teachers I am friends with.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: omg that cracked me up!!! thanks hon!!!

    okay on my way to get my boy...ugh! wish me luck...I have a safety pin neatly holding the girls down LMBO...plus my son only wrestles w/ me to get outta the truck and go to school the comin home part he lOVES! lol

    hugs and thanks you guys....later!
    Ali :flowerforyou:

    stalking.gif K. I'm not following you I promise.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    First of all.......bwwaaaahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    ROFLMBO........Whewwwww...That's good stuff.
    Keep your head up it's gotta get better...:wink:


    Second of all....I have to make this quick...they're watching me :glasses: :smokin: BUT this is how bad I am going thru withdrawls...They allow us a few minutes every now and then on the net as long as it's not for long periods of time....I got on recent posts, saw this one and copied and pasted it to my email so I could read it without being online....and reply later. :noway: :sad: :noway: :sad: :huh:

    My name is Cheryl and I am an MFP addict...ok gotta go now...buh bye...:laugh:
    *Hugs*
    Cheryl

    **quickly dips out before the bosses catch me**:bigsmile:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Ok so am I allowed to laugh? I mean....I .....really.........want .............to ...........laugh

    Sorry cant hold it in any longer.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    My first son was leaving his kindergarten class one afternoon.
    The halls full of parents, all of which I hoped to impress, when he yells

    "MOMMMMMMMY NO DRINKING AND DRIVING!!!"

    I had a pepsi in my hand. That was 20 years ago and I STILL take crap from some of the teachers I am friends with.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: omg that cracked me up!!! thanks hon!!!

    okay on my way to get my boy...ugh! wish me luck...I have a safety pin neatly holding the girls down LMBO...plus my son only wrestles w/ me to get outta the truck and go to school the comin home part he lOVES! lol

    hugs and thanks you guys....later!
    Ali :flowerforyou:

    stalking.gif K. I'm not following you I promise.

    I am. Promise. :devil: :laugh: :blushing:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Funny how you want to crawl under a rock after exposing your boulders.
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Funny how you want to crawl under a rock after exposing your boulders.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LOL!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Now my eyes are wattering too.... :blushing:
  • johnD
    johnD Posts: 14
    rotflmao!!! Omg I just realized I have to pick up my child at some point! :laugh: :laugh: :embarassed:

    ya the day somehow seems to be following suit....GREAT!:noway:

    hugs and thanks for the er...um...support! :laugh:
    Ali

    got 2 words for ya

    Sweat shirt :embarassed:

    or these 2

    sports bra :smokin:
  • douganl
    douganl Posts: 283 Member
    Funny how you want to crawl under a rock after exposing your boulders.


    Ali's story was HILARIOUS!!! But this is funny tooooooooo....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • My first son was leaving his kindergarten class one afternoon.
    The halls full of parents, all of which I hoped to impress, when he yells

    "MOMMMMMMMY NO DRINKING AND DRIVING!!!"

    I had a pepsi in my hand. That was 20 years ago and I STILL take crap from some of the teachers I am friends with.

    I was standing in line with a friend and her 3 year old at the conssesion at the hockey rink. He was chatting with another little boy who asked him 'what is your mom getting to drink?'....my friends son replied, 'my mom only drinks wine.' All of the other parents around burst out laughing!! She was extremely embarrased!!!
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    rotflmao!!! Omg I just realized I have to pick up my child at some point! :laugh: :laugh: :embarassed:

    ya the day somehow seems to be following suit....GREAT!:noway:

    hugs and thanks for the er...um...support! :laugh:
    Ali

    got 2 words for ya

    Sweat shirt :embarassed:

    or these 2

    sports bra :smokin:
    Nooooo! :huh:
    VICTORIA'S SECRET
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    rotflmao!!! Omg I just realized I have to pick up my child at some point! :laugh: :laugh: :embarassed:

    ya the day somehow seems to be following suit....GREAT!:noway:

    hugs and thanks for the er...um...support! :laugh:
    Ali

    got 2 words for ya

    Sweat shirt :embarassed:

    or these 2

    sports bra :smokin:
    Nooooo! :huh:
    VICTORIA'S SECRET
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
    rotflmao!!! Omg I just realized I have to pick up my child at some point! :laugh: :laugh: :embarassed:

    ya the day somehow seems to be following suit....GREAT!:noway:

    hugs and thanks for the er...um...support! :laugh:
    Ali

    got 2 words for ya

    Sweat shirt :embarassed:

    or these 2

    sports bra :smokin:

    I'll be the teacher had 2 words - Thank You! :bigsmile:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    rotflmao!!! Omg I just realized I have to pick up my child at some point! :laugh: :laugh: :embarassed:

    ya the day somehow seems to be following suit....GREAT!:noway:

    hugs and thanks for the er...um...support! :laugh:
    Ali

    got 2 words for ya

    Sweat shirt :embarassed:

    or these 2

    sports bra :smokin:
    Nooooo! :huh:
    VICTORIA'S SECRET
    I don't think they are secrets now.
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    hey cutie! would this one make you feel better? R-1368.jpg
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    hey cutie! would this one make you feel better? R-1368.jpg

    You talking to me??? flirtysmile1.gif
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    hey cutie! would this one make you feel better? R-1368.jpg

    You talking to me??? flirtysmile1.gif

    {pushes Shannon outta the way} excuse me "I" was the one who got humiliated....that there sparkly is MINE!:love::love:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    hey cutie! would this one make you feel better? R-1368.jpg

    You talking to me??? flirtysmile1.gif

    {pushes Shannon outta the way} excuse me "I" was the one who got humiliated....that there sparkly is MINE!:love::love:

    Ahem..............is is is..that...my preeccciouuusss?????? :love: :love:
  • marskids
    marskids Posts: 296 Member
    Ali,
    After a rough day and coming home feeling like crap, it was soooo good to sit at my computer, read your story and laugh my head off.:laugh:...............totally at your expense, sorry:embarassed: but it really was funny. Once again you've brightened my day.:happy:

    Forget AliBaba, you're Ali Booba!!!

    :heart: ya!!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    hey cutie! would this one make you feel better? R-1368.jpg

    You talking to me??? flirtysmile1.gif

    {pushes Shannon outta the way} excuse me "I" was the one who got humiliated....that there sparkly is MINE!:love::love:

    You already got $25 off next month's tuition, what more do you want???? :angry:
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    71.gif74583488.jpg
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    well I'm SO happy Ali's boo-gees are making you all laugh LMBO....:sad: .....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    So I see the dear o' teacher guy....he has a big grin on his face....so do I only I can feel my face burning up from embarrassment and since he is sooo fair skinned and looks like he's a tomato now...I'm thinkin he's blushin' too!:embarassed: :embarassed:

    I just pretended it didn't happen.....and chit chatted a few mins...and grabbed my wrestler and skidaddled on outta there!:ohwell: oh and ya know all those safety pins my sister and other coworkers left for me...well I had this dressed pinned up like a nun on the pick up! LMBO

    he must have been like....Hot and Cold this chick!:huh: :noway: :laugh: :laugh:

    ah well....its almost turtleneck season and all this will be just a memory.....a humiliating memory!!! Poor Janet Jackson!:noway: I feel your pain!!!:sad: :wink: :laugh:

    hugs!
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    Poor Janet Jackson!:noway: I feel your pain!!!:sad: :wink: :laugh:

    hugs!


    :laugh: :laugh: ooo wooooo uh :laugh: :laugh: snort :laugh: :laugh:
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    lol u poor thing...i think i would have been like "Hey, bout the boobs being out earlier..sorry about that" LOL
  • jenbar
    jenbar Posts: 1,038 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Obviously you didn't see me there with my CAMERA!!!
    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
    jessica-simpson-boob-pop.jpg
This discussion has been closed.