Farting in the Gym

trouserchili
trouserchili Posts: 42
edited September 27 in Chit-Chat
Let's face it. We've all done it. Whether someone else knew we did or not is another story. Found this in today's internet travels:

http://www.ttfatloss.com/workouts/in-the-gym/

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  • jenvens
    jenvens Posts: 159 Member
    HAHA! That's hilarious! I have issues with yoga because of this....
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    Heavy squats and deadlifts can definitely cause problems.
  • ChRiStA_1983
    ChRiStA_1983 Posts: 380 Member
    LOL

    I just had the biggest laugh of my day. Thanks for sharing!!!
  • Angie80281
    Angie80281 Posts: 444 Member
    Lol, been there before. Bump.
  • andreae13
    andreae13 Posts: 239 Member
    Soooo funny!!! Thanks for sharing!!
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    bump for later. I'm currently supervising 2 classes full of highschool students, I must hold my composure LOL
  • KierstyPants
    KierstyPants Posts: 468 Member
    bump for later :D
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Oh damn, that was me last night on the elypiticall, and the fan blowing right at me, the entire crew behind me loved it i'm sure...but my head phones were in so I pretended I didn't know a thing...FYI let your belly settle after supper before doing 35 minutes of cardio lol
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
    the worst... i ate broccoli for lunch. u know what happens when u eat green veggies... atomic bombs go off! yupp... in ab class! not even in the part where the machines are at so that the sounds of the machine can kinda cover it up.. NOPE! in dead silent abs class. everytime i would raise up... gas came out. planks were the worst!
  • ChirishGirl
    ChirishGirl Posts: 111
    I have to admit.. I regress to a 5 year old when that happens in a class.... and PRAY that I never do it.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    I thought women don't fart?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    2 words come to mind: Crop. Dust.

    That said, I crop dust protein farts everywhere. I call 'em "air deuces". Chunkin' up the deuce while chunkin' up an air deuce? Hottie.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    hahaha. another advantage to working out at home :)
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    hahaha. another advantage to working out at home :)

    haha totally...
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    Put a dryer sheet in your pants. Problem solved.

    I've said it before, but I don't appreciate when a woman "breaks the wind" in my presence; I keep a box of dryer sheets in the night stand for this very purpose.
    -wtk
  • beccaschmitter
    beccaschmitter Posts: 34
    Put a dryer sheet in your pants. Problem solved.

    I've said it before, but I don't appreciate when a woman "breaks the wind" in my presence; I keep a box of dryer sheets in the night stand for this very purpose.
    -wtk

    FOR REAL????? you dont' APPRECIATE a WOMAN doing this???? WE ALL DO IT THE SAME AND FOR THE SAME REASON!! IT'S PART OF BEING HUMAN. you ever wonder if women don't APPRECIATE it when MEN do it either, but have the sense to know that it's just a natural process ????
  • milehighcritic
    milehighcritic Posts: 199
    Put a dryer sheet in your pants. Problem solved.

    I've said it before, but I don't appreciate when a woman "breaks the wind" in my presence; I keep a box of dryer sheets in the night stand for this very purpose.
    -wtk


    Great , Now I can't get dryer sheets out of my mind.

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  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    FOR REAL????? you dont' APPRECIATE a WOMAN doing this???? WE ALL DO IT THE SAME AND FOR THE SAME REASON!! IT'S PART OF BEING HUMAN. you ever wonder if women don't APPRECIATE it when MEN do it either, but have the sense to know that it's just a natural process ????

    I appreciate your zeal and do not envy your inability to detect sarcasm. That said, I remove myself from company if I am going to fart. It's just courtesy.
    -wtk
  • MindiKat
    MindiKat Posts: 49
    My best friend teaches a yoga class I attended a couple times. HAHA. One class attendee had problems and politely excused herself. She managed to explain with a straight face that was a natural occurrence but I giggled the rest of the class.
  • wewon
    wewon Posts: 838 Member
    If I'm going to fart at the gym I make it a point to stand in front of the big circulating fan.

    I really don't want to smell that.
  • iamthepreston
    iamthepreston Posts: 195 Member
    I like to cut lose on the way to the water fountain by some unsuspecting folks. Then I come back and watch them argue about which one of them did it.
  • iamthepreston
    iamthepreston Posts: 195 Member
    FOR REAL????? you dont' APPRECIATE a WOMAN doing this???? WE ALL DO IT THE SAME AND FOR THE SAME REASON!! IT'S PART OF BEING HUMAN. you ever wonder if women don't APPRECIATE it when MEN do it either, but have the sense to know that it's just a natural process ????

    I appreciate your zeal and do not envy your inability to detect sarcasm. That said, I remove myself from company if I am going to fart. It's just courtesy.
    -wtk

    I just done see how a dryer sheet is going to filter out an imressive blast. Why don't you just breath through your mouth unless its a really good one you won't taste it.
  • PoleBoy
    PoleBoy Posts: 255 Member
    doing it in the sauna at the gym....
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Oh man...I can't help but giggle...there's no way I can hide it. Because I'm mature like that I guess...or I'm embarassed that someone heard me lol even around my fiance I giggle like an idiot
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I didn't click on the link, but the fact that someone with the screen name of "trouserchili" posted it made me LOL! :laugh:
  • Smittyinthesun
    Smittyinthesun Posts: 120
    If your gonna fart in the gym at least do it in the pool or hot tub where we don't have to smell it.

    In yoga class - really ? Reminds of when I was in high school, I had a team mate who has gas issues, it seemed like we were always on the bus going to a game when he had to break wind. The smell overtook the whole bus for the entire trip I swear.

    And we couldn't open the windows because it was winter and they were frozen shut, oh how we suffered.

    Once we had to evacuate the bus it was so bad, cheerleaders and all. The Bus Driver threatened to quit if he didn't stop.

    A few summers ago at my 25th reunion we were outside standing on the front porch of this summer hotel and someone broke wind , I looked over my shoulder and there he was, I knew his brand hadn't changed in 25 years !
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