Funniest prank you've pulled on your partner/friend
FearOfFrying
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I heard how a guy had been topping up his wife's washing up liquid bottle every night when she was in bed, he laughed every time he heard her tell her friends how amazing her brand of liquid was, the same bottle has lasted me over three years she would say......bless.
Mine has to be when we dismantled an Xmas cracker and inserted a cocktail sausage roll instead of the novelty, my partner didn't stop saying how stupid they were for putting perishable food in a cracker.........we have not stopped laughing every Xmas when we pull our crackers.
What's your?
Mine has to be when we dismantled an Xmas cracker and inserted a cocktail sausage roll instead of the novelty, my partner didn't stop saying how stupid they were for putting perishable food in a cracker.........we have not stopped laughing every Xmas when we pull our crackers.
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Mine is sort of cruel...but it was hilarious.
My first SERIOUS girlfriend...lol. I was at work, and we dug up a snake pit. I killed one of the smaller rattlers (maybe 14" long) with a shovel...then coiled it up and brought it home. I superglued its mouth shut (rattlers are VERY dangerous, even when dead...and the smaller the more lethal), then put it up above the passenger seat sun visor. Went and picked up my girlfriend around 7pm...just as the sun was going down. I had to drive into the sun for TWENTY minutes, I swear...before she dropped that sun visor. The best part though, was when she did it she was talking to me with her face turned...the rattler dropped into her lap...I looked down and said 'OH MY GOD!!!', at which point she looked down...and proceeded to launch into a four point bridge from the dash to the seat back, screaming 'GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!' over and over lol. Took twenty minutes to calm her down...
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Last year I took a screen shot of my desktop on the computer, I set it as the background image and hid all the icons. My husband was frantically clicking on the screen shot expecting programs to open.
He was getting so stressed with the computer, shouting at me that it was broken - I could barely stop laughing! Had to tell him before he threw the thing out the window!0 -
our neighbors (best friends all thru high school/college) left their apartment unlocked one day last summer.
My roommate and I went and purchased dry ice from kroger.
Hid a camera in their living room.
Then waited on their return.
I filled a bottle with dry ice and water and then screwed the top on. Walked in the door, tossed it in their trashcan and took a seat on the couch.
Chris cut the camera on. (told them it was plugged up so he could charge it for the weekend. it was sitting in the window)
About 20 seconds later Devin heard a weird noise in the kitchen and got up to check it out.
As soon as he walked back into the living room the bottle exploded. Blew a hole in their 50 gallon trashcan.
And knocked a picture off the wall.
I cried for 5 minutes, laughing so hard.
therse a video somewhere. trying to find the link.0 -
I guess she didn't stay your girlfriend for long...0
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I guess she didn't stay your girlfriend for long...0
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As my wife was about to call her friend who grew up in Mexico City, convinced her that pendejo meant "good friend". When her friend answered the phone, she was so happy to greet her with"Hola pendejo!"0
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Last year I took a screen shot of my desktop on the computer, I set it as the background image and hid all the icons. My husband was frantically clicking on the screen shot expecting programs to open.
He was getting so stressed with the computer, shouting at me that it was broken - I could barely stop laughing! Had to tell him before he threw the thing out the window!
That is genius going to try that tonight0 -
Mine is sort of cruel...but it was hilarious.
My first SERIOUS girlfriend...lol. I was at work, and we dug up a snake pit. I killed one of the smaller rattlers (maybe 14" long) with a shovel...then coiled it up and brought it home. I superglued its mouth shut (rattlers are VERY dangerous, even when dead...and the smaller the more lethal), then put it up above the passenger seat sun visor. Went and picked up my girlfriend around 7pm...just as the sun was going down. I had to drive into the sun for TWENTY minutes, I swear...before she dropped that sun visor. The best part though, was when she did it she was talking to me with her face turned...the rattler dropped into her lap...I looked down and said 'OH MY GOD!!!', at which point she looked down...and proceeded to launch into a four point bridge from the dash to the seat back, screaming 'GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!' over and over lol. Took twenty minutes to calm her down...
Oh yes...that was by far the best =D.
Sorry but yes this was cruel......the worst to the snake, you killed an animal just for a joke????? This is like the people that run over something just for the hell of it.... Sickening and no I'm not judging you, just saying killing an animal for no reason other than to pull a prank is WRONG!!!!!!!!!:explode: :mad:0 -
Mine is sort of cruel...but it was hilarious.
My first SERIOUS girlfriend...lol. I was at work, and we dug up a snake pit. I killed one of the smaller rattlers (maybe 14" long) with a shovel...then coiled it up and brought it home. I superglued its mouth shut (rattlers are VERY dangerous, even when dead...and the smaller the more lethal), then put it up above the passenger seat sun visor. Went and picked up my girlfriend around 7pm...just as the sun was going down. I had to drive into the sun for TWENTY minutes, I swear...before she dropped that sun visor. The best part though, was when she did it she was talking to me with her face turned...the rattler dropped into her lap...I looked down and said 'OH MY GOD!!!', at which point she looked down...and proceeded to launch into a four point bridge from the dash to the seat back, screaming 'GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!' over and over lol. Took twenty minutes to calm her down...
Oh yes...that was by far the best =D.
Sorry but yes this was cruel......the worst to the snake, you killed an animal just for a joke????? This is like the people that run over something just for the hell of it.... Sickening and no I'm not judging you, just saying killing an animal for no reason other than to pull a prank is WRONG!!!!!!!!!:explode: :mad:
I doubt he killed the snake for the joke, my guess is that the nest was happened upon and the snake killed for the worker's protection. I'd also guess that the joke was an afterthought of what to now do with the snake.0 -
OMG I love this!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Last year I took a screen shot of my desktop on the computer, I set it as the background image and hid all the icons. My husband was frantically clicking on the screen shot expecting programs to open.
He was getting so stressed with the computer, shouting at me that it was broken - I could barely stop laughing! Had to tell him before he threw the thing out the window!
Not really the best prank, but the funniest bc I can get my husband a few times a month with it. Tape the sprayer on the kitchen sink faucet so when he turns the water on he gets sprayed. :glasses: lame, yes, but so so funny.0 -
Mine is sort of cruel...but it was hilarious.
My first SERIOUS girlfriend...lol. I was at work, and we dug up a snake pit. I killed one of the smaller rattlers (maybe 14" long) with a shovel...then coiled it up and brought it home. I superglued its mouth shut (rattlers are VERY dangerous, even when dead...and the smaller the more lethal), then put it up above the passenger seat sun visor. Went and picked up my girlfriend around 7pm...just as the sun was going down. I had to drive into the sun for TWENTY minutes, I swear...before she dropped that sun visor. The best part though, was when she did it she was talking to me with her face turned...the rattler dropped into her lap...I looked down and said 'OH MY GOD!!!', at which point she looked down...and proceeded to launch into a four point bridge from the dash to the seat back, screaming 'GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!' over and over lol. Took twenty minutes to calm her down...
Oh yes...that was by far the best =D.
Sorry but yes this was cruel......the worst to the snake, you killed an animal just for a joke????? This is like the people that run over something just for the hell of it.... Sickening and no I'm not judging you, just saying killing an animal for no reason other than to pull a prank is WRONG!!!!!!!!!:explode: :mad:
I doubt he killed the snake for the joke, my guess is that the nest was happened upon and the snake killed for the worker's protection. I'd also guess that the joke was an afterthought of what to now do with the snake.
Exactly.
We killed about 70 snakes in actuality...because any one of them could have killed any one of us. Pretty simple choice at that point...as the last thing you want is to be in a 6' deep trench, laying 8" water pipe, and have a rattlesnake slither out of it and bite your hand. Matter of fact, almost as funny as the snake prank, was watching 10 grown, burly construction workers go running and screaming like girls when I pulled the excavator bucket out of the ground and snakes went flying everywhere.
It was a good day for laughs lol...well, other than all the dead snakes of course.0 -
My partner at work is the repeated victim of my pranks. I lower her chair several times a day, and she falls for it every time - and she tends to just throw herself into it.
I paint clear nailpolish on the tips of all her pens.
I tape down the button on her phone the receiver rests on so when she answers it it just keeps ringing - other times, I put hand cream on the receiver so that she gets it on her ear when she answers it.
I stick air fresheners under her chair and desk - she keeps wondering aloud where the smell is coming from.
When she is across the room filing, I keep calling her cell phone which is sitting on her desk. She comes to get it, and I hang up. She goes back to filing and I call it again.
I change the language on her cell phone, her ringtones, and take pictures of myself.
I stole her keys and moved her van - turned it around and backed it in.
She checks her teeth in a compact mirror she keeps on her desk every morning. I occasionally smear the inside of it with cream the night before.
We have the same winter coat, but mine is a size smaller. I switched them around so that when it was time to leave, she put mine on and got all frustrated when she had a hard time zipping it up (she's struggling to lose weight). And, though both coats have belts, I usually don't wear mine. The following week, I didn't switch the coats but I took her belt and put it on mine. She went to tell someone about the prank I pulled and demonstrated by putting on the coat with no belt, thinking it was mine. Got her again.0 -
Oh, also...the cruel part was meant towards my girlfriend lol. I can see how that may have come off as I killed the snake for the joke.
By the way, we were together for quite awhile after...she had a pretty good sense of humor =D.0 -
I stole her keys and moved her van - turned it around and backed it in.
LOL, in high school...my best friend's first day driving his mom's Chevy Sprint to school...me and 2 buddies picked up the front end, and rolled the thing across the parking lot after lunch during our PE class. When we went to leave after school, my buddy saw the car missing, flipped out, and had the school call the police. By the time they got there...all the other students parked in the lot were gone...we all went out...and there was his little red Chevy Sprint sitting across the lot all by itself lol.
The worst part was his mom left work to come to the school lol, and got there just in time to hear the police lecturing him about false calls lol.
=D
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I stole her keys and moved her van - turned it around and backed it in.
LOL, in high school...my best friend's first day driving his mom's Chevy Sprint to school...me and 2 buddies picked up the front end, and rolled the thing across the parking lot after lunch during our PE class. When we went to leave after school, my buddy saw the car missing, flipped out, and had the school call the police. By the time they got there...all the other students parked in the lot were gone...we all went out...and there was his little red Chevy Sprint sitting across the lot all by itself lol.
The worst part was his mom left work to come to the school lol, and got there just in time to hear the police lecturing him about false calls lol.
=D
That reminds me, once at work we jacked up a guys car and blocked it up so the wheels were slightly off the road, when he got in and tried to move nothing happened of course, he thought his transmission had failed and called out the rescue service and ended up with a very red face
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I stole her keys and moved her van - turned it around and backed it in.
LOL, in high school...my best friend's first day driving his mom's Chevy Sprint to school...me and 2 buddies picked up the front end, and rolled the thing across the parking lot after lunch during our PE class. When we went to leave after school, my buddy saw the car missing, flipped out, and had the school call the police. By the time they got there...all the other students parked in the lot were gone...we all went out...and there was his little red Chevy Sprint sitting across the lot all by itself lol.
The worst part was his mom left work to come to the school lol, and got there just in time to hear the police lecturing him about false calls lol.
=D
That reminds me, once at work we jacked up a guys car and blocked it up so the wheels were slightly off the road, when he got in and tried to move nothing happened of course, he thought his transmission had failed and called out the rescue service and ended up with a very red face
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My husband took my kids to the movies, while he was in there, my sister and I moved his car. HE NEVER NOTICED!!! Next time, I'll move it farther, I guess.0 -
Mine is sort of cruel...but it was hilarious.
My first SERIOUS girlfriend...lol. I was at work, and we dug up a snake pit. I killed one of the smaller rattlers (maybe 14" long) with a shovel...then coiled it up and brought it home. I superglued its mouth shut (rattlers are VERY dangerous, even when dead...and the smaller the more lethal), then put it up above the passenger seat sun visor. Went and picked up my girlfriend around 7pm...just as the sun was going down. I had to drive into the sun for TWENTY minutes, I swear...before she dropped that sun visor. The best part though, was when she did it she was talking to me with her face turned...the rattler dropped into her lap...I looked down and said 'OH MY GOD!!!', at which point she looked down...and proceeded to launch into a four point bridge from the dash to the seat back, screaming 'GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!' over and over lol. Took twenty minutes to calm her down...
Oh yes...that was by far the best =D.
Sorry but yes this was cruel......the worst to the snake, you killed an animal just for a joke????? This is like the people that run over something just for the hell of it.... Sickening and no I'm not judging you, just saying killing an animal for no reason other than to pull a prank is WRONG!!!!!!!!!:explode: :mad:
I doubt he killed the snake for the joke, my guess is that the nest was happened upon and the snake killed for the worker's protection. I'd also guess that the joke was an afterthought of what to now do with the snake.
Exactly.
We killed about 70 snakes in actuality...because any one of them could have killed any one of us. Pretty simple choice at that point...as the last thing you want is to be in a 6' deep trench, laying 8" water pipe, and have a rattlesnake slither out of it and bite your hand. Matter of fact, almost as funny as the snake prank, was watching 10 grown, burly construction workers go running and screaming like girls when I pulled the excavator bucket out of the ground and snakes went flying everywhere.
It was a good day for laughs lol...well, other than all the dead snakes of course.
I apologize for my outburst, I missed the work part:flowerforyou: .......but I still cringe at that many snakes dying, but also understand the risks. Sometimes you have to do what you have to do even if you don't like it.......:grumble:0 -
I apologize for my outburst, I missed the work part:flowerforyou: .......but I still cringe at that many snakes dying, but also understand the risks. Sometimes you have to do what you have to do even if you don't like it.......:grumble:
No need for an apology!! It's the internet, and things get misunderstood. I'm glad you're no longer upset though! If there had been another way to safely defuse the situation...we would have. The boss wouldn't let us shut down (seriously!!)...and while I did call animal control (who collected about 30 snakes after we left work)...they couldn't get there in time to help us while we were working.
It was a freaking LOT of snakes lol =p.
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My brother always messes with my phone, so when he is around I have to hide it.
SO. .
he left his out the other night so I took a picture of the inside crook of my elbow (looks like a butt crack, even has a freckle lol)
and put it as his screen picture.
THEN
I changed his setting to french!
I swear it took him a week to figure out how to change it back because he couldn't read anything. He was pretty mad, so I can never leave my phone out again.
Also
hubby hates cold water in the shower, he steams up the house every day!
So when he is showering and after i give him a few minutes I KNOW his eyes are shut I reach in and turn it all the way to cold!
He screams like a girl! love it - it never gets old!0 -
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hubby hates cold water in the shower, he steams up the house every day!
So when he is showering and after i give him a few minutes I KNOW his eyes are shut I reach in and turn it all the way to cold!
He screams like a girl! love it - it never gets old!
LOL if you were my wife, you'd better have your running shoes on...cause you'd be coming in with me =p.0
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