What just came out of my mouth?!!??

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  • mzbrandyluv
    mzbrandyluv Posts: 103
    I answer the phones occasionally at our office. Once, after the caller thanked me for the information I provided I responded with "Not my problem". A cross between "my pleasure" and "not a problem".. yeh it came out rather rude. I'm smooth like that.

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!! (SO glad I have my own office and no one can hear me right now!)

    THAT'S AWESOME!
  • mericksmom
    mericksmom Posts: 222 Member
    I have a friend nammed Bobbie but one day I just ended up calling her Boobie.....oh there are many many more. My mouth and brain do not work at the same speed.
  • mcqlove87
    mcqlove87 Posts: 59
    Haha! I do this all the time!!!

    When I was still in school, and I needed to cash my checks from work, I would always say "Mom can we go check my cash?" Every single time!! I still catch myself saying it and many many other mixed up words.
  • mzbrandyluv
    mzbrandyluv Posts: 103
    Another great running family joke was something my mom said. She was ordering a sandwhich at a deli, and the guy asked her "Do you want hot peppers?" My mom answered "A few"...the guy looked shocked and said "EXCUSE ME?" (Mom quickly realized that her "A few" sounded like F~you" ....so she just said "Yesssssss".

    So now if anyone says "a few" in my family whom ever hears it automatically replies "Yesssssss"
  • SommerJo
    SommerJo Posts: 258 Member
    I know this is an old thread but just came acrossed it -- and had to share mine in case someone needed a smirk.

    I used to be a counselor for adults with mental illness. I had this one client with the biggest boobs you've ever seen. She was very proud of them and dressed to show them off. Well -- we were talking about her getting back into work and she told me she had an interview for a waitressing job. I smiled -- said "that's wonderful!! You're going to love getting all those big tits."

    Of course what I meant to say was "tips."

    And then we have "pickled tink". Several years ago -- I was going on and on about how pickled tink I was to be going on a mini vacation. My wasband kept asking me what was I talking about -- and I was like "pickled tink -- you know excited?? duh". He says "I've heard of 'tickled pink' before but I've never heard of 'pickled tink'. The sad part is -- it took my brain a second to figure out what he was saying lol. It's still pickled tink -- but only because I love to say it.
  • casey12105
    casey12105 Posts: 293
    lol I'm all the time mixing up the beginnings of words, tat flire (flat tire). The all time favorite of my friends that they wont' let me live down was when I was driving with a couple of friends and our kids, everyone was being super loud and arguing and I go "Don't make me pull this car over, don't think I will." ...It took me a minute to get why they were laughing.
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    Let's see, just the other day I told my daughter to "stop chewing her cow like a gum!"

    She's 16, and she had a field day with it! Awesome!
  • Talako
    Talako Posts: 79 Member
    For some of the examples given, there is an actual name for this: Spoonerisms
  • Krustarella
    Krustarella Posts: 12 Member
    LOVE IT!!
  • OnionCookie
    OnionCookie Posts: 272 Member
    Yes! Happens to me mostly when cooking. Last night it was Potating the Peeltatoes for Peeling the Potatoes.
  • gooteek
    gooteek Posts: 64
    I get my mords wixed all the time, but I have lisdextia. ;-)
  • JacqsP72
    JacqsP72 Posts: 19 Member
    Ever since I cam remember we've put the car in the Par Cark!!!
  • ratkins811
    ratkins811 Posts: 190 Member
    When I was younger I walked up the the McDonalds counter and ordered a "Big Me" lol instead of a Big Mac.
  • ratkins811
    ratkins811 Posts: 190 Member
    I know this is an old thread but just came acrossed it -- and had to share mine in case someone needed a smirk.

    I used to be a counselor for adults with mental illness. I had this one client with the biggest boobs you've ever seen. She was very proud of them and dressed to show them off. Well -- we were talking about her getting back into work and she told me she had an interview for a waitressing job. I smiled -- said "that's wonderful!! You're going to love getting all those big tits."

    Of course what I meant to say was "tips."

    And then we have "pickled tink". Several years ago -- I was going on and on about how pickled tink I was to be going on a mini vacation. My wasband kept asking me what was I talking about -- and I was like "pickled tink -- you know excited?? duh". He says "I've heard of 'tickled pink' before but I've never heard of 'pickled tink'. The sad part is -- it took my brain a second to figure out what he was saying lol. It's still pickled tink -- but only because I love to say it.




    That is way too funny... about the waitress job :laugh:
  • mabug01
    mabug01 Posts: 1,273 Member
    Hilarious answers.

    I got a cake made for my friend Louise and they misspelled her name as Louse. Happy Birthday, Louse!
  • peripah
    peripah Posts: 120 Member
    When my son was 4 he wanted a cookie for a snack. I wanted him to have either an apple or a banana, so I said, "No, you can't have a cookie. Would you like a cookie or a cookie?" To which he, of course, said "I want a cookie". I said again, "No. You can have a cookie or a cookie". Finally my husband rescued the poor kid by yelling up the stairs, "You're saying 'cookie' for everything!". Oops!
  • thunt1990
    thunt1990 Posts: 157 Member
    This thread is hilarious... probably not the best thing to read at work. I have to hold in my laughs and cover them with coughs.
    I do this alllll the time. I say "Shake a tower" for "take a shower" and "Pashed Motatoes" for "Mashed potatoes"

    The funniest one thats a running joke in my family was actually done by my grandma. We were ordering pizza from pizza hut one day and she called and asked for breadsticks with marijuana sauce instead of marinara sauce. It was the funniest thing ever. The pizza boy told her "Uh we dont sell that here ma'am " and proceeded to hold in his laughter. We will never let her live that one down
  • mzbrandyluv
    mzbrandyluv Posts: 103
    This thread is hilarious... probably not the best thing to read at work. I have to hold in my laughs and cover them with coughs.
    I do this alllll the time. I say "Shake a tower" for "take a shower" and "Pashed Motatoes" for "Mashed potatoes"

    The funniest one thats a running joke in my family was actually done by my grandma. We were ordering pizza from pizza hut one day and she called and asked for breadsticks with marijuana sauce instead of marinara sauce. It was the funniest thing ever. The pizza boy told her "Uh we dont sell that here ma'am " and proceeded to hold in his laughter. We will never let her live that one down

    HAHAHAAAAAAA! GO GRAMMA!!!
  • mzbrandyluv
    mzbrandyluv Posts: 103
    For some of the examples given, there is an actual name for this: Spoonerisms

    AHHHH!! That's too funny! There's a game called Fictionary. You get a group of people together, pads, pens and one dictionary. One person picks a word no one knows the definition to, you say the word out loud, and everyone in the group makes up their fake definition and writes it down. (The person with the dictionary writes the actual one down) Then the dictionary holder reads all of them out loud randomly and everyone has to try to guess which one is the REAL definition. Why did I just ramble about that? Because SPOONERISM was one of those words!!! It's actually very fun and not costly! Just saying.
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