OT Scottish Priest Joke ;p

jamerz3294

A Scottish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father MacKay rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a *kitten* lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

'Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'

'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father MacKay at St. Ann 's Catholic Church

There's a *kitten* lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?'

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, 'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!'

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment...........................................

Father MacKay then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'

jamerz3294

A Scottish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father MacKay rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a *kitten* lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

'Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'

'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father MacKay at St. Ann 's Catholic Church

There's a *kitten* lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?'

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, 'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!'

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment...........................................

Father MacKay then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'

Shannon023

A Scottish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father MacKay rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a *kitten* lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

'Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'

'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father MacKay at St. Ann 's Catholic Church

There's a *kitten* lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?'

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, 'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!'

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment...........................................

Father MacKay then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'

:laugh:

SoupNazi

:laugh:

Nice.

jamerz3294

Thanx, I'll be here all weekend! :drinker:

GoGetterMom

A Scottish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father MacKay rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a *kitten* lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

'Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'

'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father MacKay at St. Ann 's Catholic Church

There's a *kitten* lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?'

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, 'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!'

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment...........................................

Father MacKay then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'

I'm married to a smart a** ex-cop.... LOL!!!