Have you beaten your Lemur today?

jtsmou
jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
edited September 28 in Chit-Chat
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  • joamarelo
    joamarelo Posts: 161
    what!?? lol!!!!
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    yes, this morning, in the shower
  • paintmelucky
    paintmelucky Posts: 97
    Umm yes with my little hands
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    No. I couldn't find it.
  • LaDiablesse
    LaDiablesse Posts: 862 Member
    Can't say that I have :ohwell:
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    Best 30 seconds of my life
  • OLP76
    OLP76 Posts: 768 Member
    :devil: ALWAYS!
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    Everyday whether he needs it or not!
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    I accidently threw mine out! OOPS
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    The lemur watches with mild indifference.....
    ringtail-lemur-face-bg.jpg
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    33y3qjr.jpg

    My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    No, the Lemurs have been good today. They got me to Move It, Move It! The Marmoset; on the other hand, has been giving me the stink eye. He may need an *kitten* whipping...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJNiOKlEyKU
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
    this is GREAT! i beat mine at work! under my desk... so nobody could see! i think the screaming gave it away tho. thankfully, nobody was around to hear!
  • Mumblelove
    Mumblelove Posts: 19 Member
    No...someone stole my lemur...damn pick-pocketers...I bet it was noodles adding to his lemur collection...
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
    No. He outran me.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    33y3qjr.jpg

    My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?

    That is an aye-aye. You don't have a lemur AT ALL!
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    33y3qjr.jpg

    My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?

    That is an aye-aye. You don't have a lemur AT ALL!

    Aye-Aye is a type of lemur. Don't insult him! He's sensitive!
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    I don't beat my Lemur, but I shake the holy heck out of him until he throws up...
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    yes, this morning, in the shower

    :laugh: :laugh: How do I love thee, let me count the ways. :laugh:
  • callipygianchronicle
    callipygianchronicle Posts: 811 Member
    I don't beat my Lemur, but I shake the holy heck out of him until he throws up...

    Oh my god that killed me.:laugh:
  • monkeybuttsmommy
    monkeybuttsmommy Posts: 343 Member
    jt have I told you lately how flippen AWESOME you are??? LOL this thread is hilarious!!!!
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    Wait, is that a pocket lemur or - ehrm... :embarassed: :laugh: :wink:
  • brian2911
    brian2911 Posts: 48
    only when he doesnt listen which is EVERYDAY!!
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    yes, becuase he touched my feet! Nobody does the touching of the feet!!!!!!
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    Just you and your Lemur, alone soaking in each others essence. You look deep into your Lemurs eyes and feel the heat from the fires of passion that are set a blaze every time you touch him. He quivers with spasms of delight as you begin to stroke him ever so slowly up and down the length of his body. As you touch him your own body begins to tingle as you watch his reactions to your rhythmic stroking, and all you can think of is the Lemur pressed against your bare skin. The electrifying thought turns every inch of your exposed flesh to goosebumps and you know what you must do.

    You move your face closer to him, as his musky scent sends his pheromones penetrating into your soul. You whisper to him ever so softly, "Have you been a bad little Lemur?" And as he looks up at you, eyes of lust driving into you hard.... you know the answer........
  • Chikeebabe
    Chikeebabe Posts: 41 Member
    33y3qjr.jpg

    My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?

    That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!

    As far as things seen on the internet that can't be unseen go, that little critter barely even registers as weird :)
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
    33y3qjr.jpg

    My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?

    That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!

    Awww come on, can't you see how much he just wants to be your friend? Don't hate on the (sort of) Lemur
  • Chikeebabe
    Chikeebabe Posts: 41 Member
    33y3qjr.jpg

    My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?

    That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!

    Awww come on, can't you see how much he just wants to be your friend? Don't hate on the (sort of) Lemur

    Your Right...Who am I kidding. Don't hate on the lemur - love your lemur!! My name is Chikeebabe and I LOVE THAT LEMUR!!!
  • Chikeebabe
    Chikeebabe Posts: 41 Member
    That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!

    As far as things seen on the internet that can't be unseen go, that little critter barely even registers as weird :)

    Point taken!
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