Here is one I know I can relate to.......

joeysrib

Much like redneck jokes, I fat jokes, the funny ones, not the mean ones! So I could use a good laugh, so, tell me your favorites, this is mine, you know your fat when, you get your groceries, and you have to sidestep to get your door and you are rubbing dust off both vehicles! Get it? With your bum and your gut.