if we are what we eat, what if????

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  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    On the other hand, if you eat a vegan...wouldn't that be like eating your vegetables also?


    ~shoulda had a V8~ :laugh:
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    I'd be the dessert entree since I'd be so sugary.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    No, I'm completely vegetarian as of 2 minutes ago! :wink:
    LMAO.gif

    Gives a new meaning when someone says, "Hey...you look kind of tasty!"
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I'd be the dessert entree since I'd be so sugary.
    As much sodium as I consume, I could be a salt shaker.
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  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    Have you ever seen a vegan? Goodness they are so waif like thin, I carry a candy bar (vegan approved) to give them energy. What kind of meat could you get off of them?

    On the other hand, if you eat a vegan...wouldn't that be like eating your vegetables also?

    "Yes, waiter, I'll have a slab of musclebound jock with a side of vegan."

    "Would you like corn-fed moderator with that?"
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Do you think really tanned people taste like jerky?
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  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    Do you think really tanned people taste like jerky?

    I got in the truck after tanning once and my fourteen-year-old son says, "I smell the distinct odor of roast turkey."
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    Have you ever seen a vegan? Goodness they are so waif like thin, I carry a candy bar (vegan approved) to give them energy. What kind of meat could you get off of them?

    On the other hand, if you eat a vegan...wouldn't that be like eating your vegetables also?

    "Yes, waiter, I'll have a slab of musclebound jock with a side of vegan."

    "Would you like corn-fed moderator with that?"

    Yes, and Super Size me.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Have you ever seen a vegan? Goodness they are so waif like thin, I carry a candy bar (vegan approved) to give them energy. What kind of meat could you get off of them?

    On the other hand, if you eat a vegan...wouldn't that be like eating your vegetables also?

    "Yes, waiter, I'll have a slab of musclebound jock with a side of vegan."

    "Would you like corn-fed moderator with that?"
    +1 for the second comment to make me laugh out loud today.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Do you think really tanned people taste like jerky?

    I got in the truck after tanning once and my fourteen-year-old son says, "I smell the distinct odor of roast turkey."
    LMAO! Love it! Kinda pre-cooked?
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  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    KENNY!!! KEEENNNNNYY!!!
  • Ms_Natalie
    Ms_Natalie Posts: 1,030 Member
    Have you ever seen a vegan? Goodness they are so waif like thin, I carry a candy bar (vegan approved) to give them energy. What kind of meat could you get off of them?

    On the other hand, if you eat a vegan...wouldn't that be like eating your vegetables also?

    "Yes, waiter, I'll have a slab of musclebound jock with a side of vegan."

    "Would you like corn-fed moderator with that?"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Absolutely brilliant!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Do you think really tanned people taste like jerky?

    I got in the truck after tanning once and my fourteen-year-old son says, "I smell the distinct odor of roast turkey."
    LMAO! Love it! Kinda pre-cooked?
    Cajun even
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    I'm wondering about marinades. Hmmmmmmm Always makes my steak taste better. Could take a so-so cut of vegan and "spice it up". I wonder *rubs chin while looking skyward*
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
    Do you think really tanned people taste like jerky?

    That made me laugh out loud

    Maybe they would taste smokey

    And what about different professions? i.e. chefs, firemen, fish mongers, store clerks, baristas etc? Would they have their own distinct flavour??
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I'm wondering about marinades. Hmmmmmmm Always makes my steak taste better. Could take a so-so cut of vegan and "spice it up". I wonder *rubs chin while looking skyward*
    BWHAHAHAHA...I realized put me in water and I can brine myself!
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I'm wondering about marinades. Hmmmmmmm Always makes my steak taste better. Could take a so-so cut of vegan and "spice it up". I wonder *rubs chin while looking skyward*
    BWHAHAHAHA...I realized put me in water and I can brine myself!
    Lol. I was thinking that you pick out people that eat a lot of flavors you like.

    Hmmm. He eats at that bbq place I love all the time....
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I'm wondering about marinades. Hmmmmmmm Always makes my steak taste better. Could take a so-so cut of vegan and "spice it up". I wonder *rubs chin while looking skyward*
    BWHAHAHAHA...I realized put me in water and I can brine myself!
    Lol. I was thinking that you pick out people that eat a lot of flavors you like.

    Hmmm. He eats at that bbq place I love all the time....
    What's your favorite restaurant?
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    I'm wondering about marinades. Hmmmmmmm Always makes my steak taste better. Could take a so-so cut of vegan and "spice it up". I wonder *rubs chin while looking skyward*
    BWHAHAHAHA...I realized put me in water and I can brine myself!
    Lol. I was thinking that you pick out people that eat a lot of flavors you like.

    Hmmm. He eats at that bbq place I love all the time....
    That's just it. Marinade can make that crappy stringy meat choice taste palatable. :laugh:
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    I'm wondering about marinades. Hmmmmmmm Always makes my steak taste better. Could take a so-so cut of vegan and "spice it up". I wonder *rubs chin while looking skyward*
    BWHAHAHAHA...I realized put me in water and I can brine myself!
    Lol. I was thinking that you pick out people that eat a lot of flavors you like.

    Hmmm. He eats at that bbq place I love all the time....
    That's just it. Marinade can make that crappy stringy meat choice taste palatable. :laugh:


    ~having weird "beer can chicken" mental images~ :laugh: :devil:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I'm wondering about marinades. Hmmmmmmm Always makes my steak taste better. Could take a so-so cut of vegan and "spice it up". I wonder *rubs chin while looking skyward*
    BWHAHAHAHA...I realized put me in water and I can brine myself!
    Lol. I was thinking that you pick out people that eat a lot of flavors you like.

    Hmmm. He eats at that bbq place I love all the time....
    That's just it. Marinade can make that crappy stringy meat choice taste palatable. :laugh:


    ~having weird "beer can chicken" mental images~ :laugh: :devil:
    I don't know if I am in love with you...or deathly afraid of you after that statement.
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    Jester, you're killin' me, man. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    ~having weird "beer can chicken" mental images~ :laugh: :devil:

    Oh god. Somehow that led my mind to Turducken.....
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    I don't know if I am in love with you...or deathly afraid of you after that statement.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Jester, you're killin' me, man. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Depends on who gets the beer can...
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