Corny little joke to brighten your day :)

Jenny56dreams
Jenny56dreams Posts: 147 Member
edited September 28 in Chit-Chat
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

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  • AngelaPowPowPOW
    AngelaPowPowPOW Posts: 293
    Hilarious!!! Thanks! :laugh:
  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    hahaha that is awesome! lol
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I'll add to the mix it that is ok.

    Two cows are talking.
    Cow 1: "Hey, did you hear about that mad cow disease?"
    Cow 2: "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it."
    Cow 1: "Why not?"
    Cow 2: "I'm a duck."
  • rmdemattia
    rmdemattia Posts: 26
    Love it! Thanks for the giggles!!!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I'm going to add to this.

    My dog ran off last night. I walked around the roads calling his name for 2 hours and still couldn't find him. My daughter said I should look harder; so I shaved my head and got several tattoos. I still can't find the dog however.

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  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • lemonychick
    lemonychick Posts: 81 Member
    Hee hee hee funny as f....udge!
  • bhepp
    bhepp Posts: 44
    I haven't heard that one before!! LOL!! Hilarious!!!
  • LynnBirchfield
    LynnBirchfield Posts: 581 Member
    Too funny. :-) Thanks all.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Those are good!
  • Micheller1210
    Micheller1210 Posts: 460 Member
    Number 1 fan of. Corny ;-)
  • Nikkerz620
    Nikkerz620 Posts: 212 Member
    lol :laugh:
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    A blond is walking along the banks of the river when she see's another blond on the other side of the river. She calls out "hey can you tell me how to get to the other side of the river"? The other blond calls out "you ARE on the other side of the river"!
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member
    What kind of bee produces milk?


    .....a BOO-BEE!
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    Two blondes hire a boat and go fishing on a lake, they have an awesome catch and want to return to the same spot and are trying to think of ways they can remember where they are.
    I know said one of them, let's marks an X on the side of the boat. The other blonde can't stop laughing, I can't believe how dumb you are she said, why said the first blonde, well said the second blonde............how do we know we are going to get the same boat? :noway:
  • slyder432
    slyder432 Posts: 475 Member
    WOW!!!
  • giammarcor
    giammarcor Posts: 217 Member
    That's hysterical! lol
  • nads2184
    nads2184 Posts: 124
    lmao!! blondies!
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    bump in case any other jokes are posted
  • brittaney10811
    brittaney10811 Posts: 588 Member
    Three construction workers are sitting 80 stories up on a steel bar eating their lunch one day. There's a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

    Brunette: "Man, if my wife packs me a turkey sandwich one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"

    Redhead: " Man, if my wife packs me a ham sandwich one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"

    Blonde: "Man, if my wife packs me a tuna sandwich one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"

    ~the following day~

    Brunette: "Turkey again! That's it!!"... and so jumps to his death.

    Redhead: "Ham again!! That's it!!"... and so jumps to his death.

    Blonde: "Tuna again!! That's it!!" .... and so jumps to his death.

    ~ three days later, the men are given a combined funeral. The wives stand around the caskets and are talking amongst themselves~

    Brunette man's wife: "Had I known he hated turkey, i wouldn't have made it!!"

    Redhead man's wife: " Had I known he hated ham, I wouldn't have made it!!"

    Blonde man's wife: " Don't look at me, he made his own lunch!!"



    hehehehe.... :laugh:
  • redfroggie
    redfroggie Posts: 591 Member
    2 peanuts were walking down the street..

    One was assaulted! (a salted, get it, get it? BWAHAHAHAHAHA)
  • FL_Nettie
    FL_Nettie Posts: 265 Member
    Thanks for the chuckles!! :laugh:
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