For us outspoken jokers who need to vent....
SarahLovesCheesecake
Posts: 520
Serious ppl banned from this thread. This is for us jokers who need a laugh and just want a bit of fun banter where abuse and slagging off is allowed.
So me Kirsty and Neil are the moderators and if u get serious or take offence we will throw poo at you or something similar.
So me Kirsty and Neil are the moderators and if u get serious or take offence we will throw poo at you or something similar.
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Stfu ya gob****e :grumble:0
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Love you fk wit x0
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So a dog went into a bar..... heheh
Flinging Poo huh? Since I find that funny, I probably share your sense of humor. So here is two funny things I heard this week.
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
We simply continue to fly-on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that. :-)
Don't sweat the petty stuff .... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
TOPICS: I think all of the ones I can think of would piss someone off. Darn!
Looking forward to some laughs!
Yvonne :glasses:0 -
I have no affiliation to this topic in any way shape or form. I also think that SarahGleave is a fu*kin mad woman that befriends way too many cats.
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Neil you'd like it in my bath. We could make bubbles....0
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...anyway there's nowt wrong we liking ***** x0
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It x'd out my word. How very dare they!0
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I'm not good in a bath.. I'm too long. (and I'm talking about whole body length, not schlong length) #wishfulthinking (and yeah I can hashtag here too cos I'm a badass)
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Neil you'd like it in my bath. We could make bubbles....
I am "up" for a bath with you too.
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Neil you'd like it in my bath. We could make bubbles....
I am "up" for a bath with you too.
Sod off ginger bollocks :laugh:0 -
This is a little boring................................:yawn:0
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^^ F%^& off0
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Neil you'd like it in my bath. We could make bubbles....
I am "up" for a bath with you too.
More the merrier..its BIG! c mon Neil Neil0 -
Bath?! I'm in!0
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^^ F%^& off
Wow really? Did you just want a place that you controlled where you could be completely rude to people. There's a line between ranting and venting and just being a friggin *kitten*!
Nobody likes rude people....hence why no one likes your post. Try being nice and having useful topics....you would be surprised at how far those go.
I'm not a cry baby and can't stand complainers buuuuttt....your downright rude! Take a chill pill and go back to pleasant and nice where your mom had you chick.....Sheesh!0 -
^^ F%^& off
Wow really? Did you just want a place that you controlled where you could be completely rude to people. There's a line between ranting and venting and just being a friggin *kitten*!
Nobody likes rude people....hence why no one likes your post. Try being nice and having useful topics....you would be surprised at how far those go.
I'm not a cry baby and can't stand complainers buuuuttt....your downright rude! Take a chill pill and go back to pleasant and nice where your mom had you chick.....Sheesh!
I knew it'd get messy in here before long lol If anyone is easily offended maybe keep out of this thread?0 -
I knew it'd get messy in here before long lol If anyone is easily offended maybe keep out of this thread?
I'm wondering if these type of jokey/rude/insult threads suits a British sense of humour more than anyone else. It's all tongue in cheek so hopefully people will see it for what it is...
ETA: stupid broken pic link...0 -
http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/you-may-not-be-as-gay-as-this.jpg
I'm wondering if these type of jokey/rude/insult threads suits a British sense of humour more than anyone else. It's all tongue in cheek so hopefully people will see it for what it is...
ETA: stupid broken pic link...
I don't think I have ever been so traumatised by an image on MFP! :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh:0 -
Sod off ginger bollocks :laugh:
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^^ F%^& off
Wow really? Did you just want a place that you controlled where you could be completely rude to people. There's a line between ranting and venting and just being a friggin *kitten*!
Nobody likes rude people....hence why no one likes your post. Try being nice and having useful topics....you would be surprised at how far those go.
I'm not a cry baby and can't stand complainers buuuuttt....your downright rude! Take a chill pill and go back to pleasant and nice where your mom had you chick.....Sheesh!
You heard what I said the first time...bye....and the opening thread said it all....shut the door on ya way out........0 -
I knew it'd get messy in here before long lol If anyone is easily offended maybe keep out of this thread?
I'm wondering if these type of jokey/rude/insult threads suits a British sense of humour more than anyone else. It's all tongue in cheek so hopefully people will see it for what it is...
ETA: stupid broken pic link...
Thank you mate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx0 -
I don't think I have ever been so traumatised by an image on MFP! :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh:
It's vaguely hypnotic. I guess I better hold off on posting a pic of me posing in a lime green mankini. I respect your right to hold on to your breakfast....0 -
I like the look on the blue ones face. That finger he's holding up, my first impression was that was fresh out of his *kitten*....0 -
It's vaguely hypnotic. I guess I better hold off on posting a pic of me posing in a lime green mankini. I respect your right to hold on to your breakfast....
That's what I call consideration - you sir, are a gentleman!
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I don't think I have ever been so traumatised by an image on MFP! :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh:
It's vaguely hypnotic. I guess I better hold off on posting a pic of me posing in a lime green mankini. I respect your right to hold on to your breakfast....
NO! Do it, go on, be a sport, in the true English sense...0 -
Thank you mate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
who enters this thread without their boxing gloves on. Now quit your jibber jabber lady.0 -
I like the look on the blue ones face. That finger he's holding up, my first impression was that was fresh out of his *kitten*....
When my partner was at E3 one year (videogames trade show in LA), he came across an arcade game (Korean, I think) where you had a giant fist with an outstretched finger, which you had to ram as hard as you could into the '*kitten*' of the machine. Depending on how hard you rammed it, you heard either a little 'meep'-type yelp, or a full-on outburst of satisfaction! If you got the latter, you got a prize.......a keyring with a plastic poo on it! :laugh:0 -
When my partner was at E3 one year (videogames trade show in LA), he came across an arcade game (Korean, I think) where you had a giant fist with an outstretched finger, which you had to ram as hard as you could into the '*kitten*' of the machine. Depending on how hard you rammed it, you heard either a little 'meep'-type yelp, or a full-on outburst of satisfaction! If you got the latter, you got a prize.......a keyring with a plastic poo on it! :laugh:
I sincerely hope neither you nor your partner mistook it for an interactive game. That would take XBOX Kinect to a whole new level.0 -
When my partner was at E3 one year (videogames trade show in LA), he came across an arcade game (Korean, I think) where you had a giant fist with an outstretched finger, which you had to ram as hard as you could into the '*kitten*' of the machine. Depending on how hard you rammed it, you heard either a little 'meep'-type yelp, or a full-on outburst of satisfaction! If you got the latter, you got a prize.......a keyring with a plastic poo on it! :laugh:
I sincerely hope neither you nor your partner mistook it for an interactive game. That would take XBOX Kinect to a whole new level.
Doesn't bear thinking about, does it?! :noway:0 -
OMG.....
http://www.mikewang.org/images/chimgam9.swf
Use your mouse/mousepad to move left and right, and shoot the bum using the left mouse button. Avoid the poo!0
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