LAUGH - EVERY Day! Here's today's:

bean177

*** remember there is more to you than what's on the outside***:flowerforyou:

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."

:drinker:

liquidjem

well, I guess this is a good story to remember next time you think you aren't just fine the way you are...We are made the way we are for a reason....

skinnymeinaz

LMAO too funny!!!!!!!!
I have to share this!!!!!!

SeaShell33

lmao!!!

dmest

Good one!

jamaka1

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for this:flowerforyou:

Jizes318

LOL cute

neyes67

Priceless ...Love It!

NHGirl23

LOL, very funny!!

suzooz

LOL!

Laughing burns an extra 1.3 calories a minute -- so thanks for the "exercise"! I think I'll go have a Tic Tac!