OT GP Joke... about you know...

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jamerz3294
jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
...but it really is PG13, and not R rated... *giggle*
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
Horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
Husband's' home early!'

'I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!'

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. He's
Got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
The window!

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he
Had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he
Started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend
In as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

'Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your
Clothes with you under your arm?'

Oh , yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed
Right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, 'Do you
Always wear a condom when you run?'

'Nope.........just when it's raining.

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  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    ...but it really is PG13, and not R rated... *giggle*
    A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
    One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
    Horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

    'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
    Husband's' home early!'

    'I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!'

    'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. He's
    Got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'

    So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
    The window!

    As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he
    Had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he
    Started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

    Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend
    In as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

    'Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

    'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

    Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your
    Clothes with you under your arm?'

    Oh , yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed
    Right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

    Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, 'Do you
    Always wear a condom when you run?'

    'Nope.........just when it's raining.
  • Javancub
    Javancub Posts: 181 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That was awesome!!!!! I have to share this to everyone i know. Thanks for sharing.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • i just had to readthat one ot my co worker it was funny
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