Describe your FUTURE ex

SimplyFreckled
SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
So, this goes with "describe your Ex thread" now describe your Future Ex. *giggle*


*editeed because I guess I should answer...


Douche, the most selfish person I have met, controlling, unpassionate about everything, Mr. negative and unsupportive.. to name a few things.

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  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    Controlling......unsupportive.....douche canoe......

    that about sums it up.....
  • FaerieMoon
    FaerieMoon Posts: 50 Member
    Selfish, control freak
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    Trace Adkins sums it up:


    I'm gonna marry for money
    I'll be so damn rich it ain't funny
    I'm gonna have me a trust fund, yacht club, hot tub piece of the pie
    Find me a sweet sugar mama
    With a whole lot of zeros and commas
    Don't really care if she loves me
    She can even be ugly
    I'm gonna marry for money

    I won't have to love her family
    I won't have to like her friends
    and if it works out like I planned it,
    I won't ever have to work again
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
    Controlling......unsupportive.....douche canoe......

    that about sums it up.....
    u said douche canoe! lol.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    [removed as unrelated fodder]
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Hot. Drunk. Temporary.

    Whats her name again?
  • DarkAngel864
    DarkAngel864 Posts: 229 Member
    Hot. Drunk. Temporary.

    Whats her name again?

    Love it!
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Oh come on, there's gotta be more people that have "Future Ex" comments. This could be a fun thread!
  • NicolCook
    NicolCook Posts: 489 Member
    Negative, anal, control-freak, with an addictive personality....doesn't like kids either.
  • I dont have too he wont be my ex ;)
  • flgirlsteph
    flgirlsteph Posts: 125 Member
    Well since I just found out my bf is a liar cheater and a player.. I just hope non or u girls fall for his bull****!
  • appleshells
    appleshells Posts: 165
    Controlling......unsupportive.....douche canoe......

    that about sums it up.....

    I think my new favorite thing to say is douche canoe. HA hahahahaha
  • sportsjunkee70
    sportsjunkee70 Posts: 173 Member
    Hes a self conscious, lazy fat *kitten* that has a low self esteem. (YES I just described myself).... I don't have anyone that can be my ex except my ex-self that I never want to be again.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Hes a self conscious, lazy fat *kitten* that has a low self esteem. (YES I just described myself).... I don't have anyone that can be my ex except my ex-self that I never want to be again.

    Nice Im with you man. Im doing everything I can to never be that guy again
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
    Young, hot, fun, and rich....cuz it's not gonna be serious I am just gonna use him for a while! :laugh:
  • pilotgirl2007
    pilotgirl2007 Posts: 368 Member
    Controlling......unsupportive.....douche canoe......

    that about sums it up.....
    u said douche canoe! lol.

    Hmm I have already dated this guy!
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