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Osvhal
Osvhal Posts: 13
edited September 28 in Motivation and Support
Enjoy it!
Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.

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  • bjohs
    bjohs Posts: 1,225 Member
    LOL! When dining out, I always ask our server if they made sure to drain all the calories out of my dessert. That usually gets a chuckle. :)
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    When I was mid 20s I worked with a bunch of girls my age. We were all great friends.

    I went on one of those infamous diets. You know, eat a lettuce leaf with a celery stick for breakfast, double that for lunch :laugh:

    Well I was being a real beyotch on what I now know was a 500 calorie diet. I was miserable, complaining, tired and even passed out. So I come into work one day and my friend Darcy has made brownies *drool* I get PISSED.

    "WHY would you make brownies knowing I am on a diet?" I yelled at her.

    She tells me they were made with that new stuff called Equal, the blue box one. No calories she tells me.

    I ate 5.


    Here is the funniest part...............I LOST 2 pounds that week! My bod just needed food:laugh:
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