Humor

Osvhal

Enjoy it!
Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.

bjohs

LOL! When dining out, I always ask our server if they made sure to drain all the calories out of my dessert. That usually gets a chuckle.

arewethereyet

When I was mid 20s I worked with a bunch of girls my age. We were all great friends.

I went on one of those infamous diets. You know, eat a lettuce leaf with a celery stick for breakfast, double that for lunch :laugh:

Well I was being a real beyotch on what I now know was a 500 calorie diet. I was miserable, complaining, tired and even passed out. So I come into work one day and my friend Darcy has made brownies *drool* I get PISSED.

"WHY would you make brownies knowing I am on a diet?" I yelled at her.

She tells me they were made with that new stuff called Equal, the blue box one. No calories she tells me.

I ate 5.


Here is the funniest part...............I LOST 2 pounds that week! My bod just needed food:laugh: