The Other Bad Joke thread... ;p

jamerz3294

1.. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.

3.. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4.. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was
a weapon of math disruption.

5.. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6.. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7.. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.

8.. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

10.. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
into it.

11.. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12.. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'

13.. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14.. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15.. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

16.. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

17.. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium,
at large.

18.. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.

19.. A backward poet writes in-verse.

20. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
that votes.

21.. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

jamerz3294

1.. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.

3.. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4.. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was
a weapon of math disruption.

5.. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6.. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7.. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.

8.. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

10.. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
into it.

11.. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12.. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'

13.. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14.. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15.. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

16.. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

17.. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium,
at large.

18.. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.

19.. A backward poet writes in-verse.

20. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
that votes.

21.. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Marla64

JanCar

:laugh: Somebody's feeling better.......

jenken99

that was cute!!!
what do you call a thousand blondes in the ocean?
Air bubbles
(no offense blondes)

jamerz3294

:laugh: Somebody's feeling better.......

A wee bit. I'll prolly go in and do a light workout tomorrow, but will also see the Doc (yet friggin again) on Tue. Just can't shake this creeping crapolla :grumble: Still can't get a decent lungful of air, and am quite exhausted after I try to do *anything*! Phooey... but I just keep stumbling along anyways, ya know? Hugz!

arewethereyet