Funny conversation

bigdawg025

Have you ever had someone overhear one of your phone conversations (where they only hear your end of it, of course)???

Well... I had a funny one a few minutes ago.

Here's what the guy who works for me heard sitting next to me...

"Yes... I'll be there at 2:40 tomorrow. Sure... I will bring in a stool sample. See you then."

foxyforce

it sounds like...what it sounds like....lol

bigdawg025

Exactly... but it's an appointment for my CATS!!! LMAO

foxyforce

haha. hope the kitties are ok!

dragonbait0126

omg...too funny. i would have hated to be the other guy. did you explain it was for your cats or let him think it was for you?

Heatherbelle_87

Lol one of my friends called me to tell me about another person complaining I stole her boyfriend (long story) but she had posted on facebook "Im not going to stoop to her level" I was at the gym but answered because my friends husband is deployed, well as we are chatting I stated "Hunny she cant "stoop" to my level because she would have to climb up a few to get anywhere NEAR my level. Besides she complains she's fat but wont even go for a walk (when we were friends) so I dont see her climbing anytime soon. If she would spend as much time at the pricey gym she has as she spends trash talking me she wouldnt have anything to compain about." The guy on the treadmill next to me started laughing so hard he almost fell off.

Jenscan

LOL, yeah, I admit my ears would perk up a little if I overheard that one.

mommared53

Lol one of my friends called me to tell me about another person complaining I stole her boyfriend (long story) but she had posted on facebook "Im not going to stoop to her level" I was at the gym but answered because my friends husband is deployed, well as we are chatting I stated "Hunny she cant "stoop" to my level because she would have to climb up a few to get anywhere NEAR my level. Besides she complains she's fat but wont even go for a walk (when we were friends) so I dont see her climbing anytime soon. If she would spend as much time at the pricey gym she has as she spends trash talking me she wouldnt have anything to compain about." The guy on the treadmill next to me started laughing so hard he almost fell off.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wow, you're good! I'll have to remember those if I ever have an occasion to use those putdowns. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ItsCasey

I used to play a mental game when I was in some public place surrounded by people talking on cell phones, like a doctor's waiting room or whatever. I would just imagine they were talking to themselves or having a conversation with an imaginary friend. And I am the type of person who can't stop laughing once I start, so it has caused some awkward moments for me, but that's okay. I'll probably never see those people again anyway.

acaudill042106

No..but I did have a lady at a rest stop try and make chit chat with me while peeing. I was just doing my business and heard "Hey there!"...and me..being a sane person thought she had to be on the phone. Then I hear "hey there...you..next door"....SO I answered "yeah?"...She said "Hows it going..where you from?'.....needless to say I got out of there fast. My hubsnad still makes fun of me for running out of the rest stop.

ItsCasey

I HATE when people try to make small talk while actually in a restroom stall. This is why I purposely avoid group trips to the restroom with other women, but it's even worse when a stranger tries to talk to you while you're on the toilet. I mean, come on.

icerose137

My worst one happened when my husband and I had recently married. I was on break at work, surrounded with probably 20 coworkers. He calls me up so my side was "Hey honey, any luck finding your bra?" All eyes were on me.

It was a bra for a car. We had an Escort with a messed up front and it needed one of those black bra things they put in. The funniest part was everyone knew me and everyone knew him too.