Riddle me this Batman...
A big, hairy leotard-wearing man questioned my manhood and challenged me to post a riddle thread after I said, "Hey, I love riddles! Someone should post a riddle thread!" So here goes, I am posting a riddle...not sure where this will go, but what the hell...
This is an easy one...
WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR?
This is an easy one...
WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR?
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When it's ajar!
The more you take the more you leave behind.....what are they?0 -
The more you take the more you leave behind.....what are they?
Breaths?0 -
Riddles makes me think of 'The Riddler' - Mmm Jim Carrey :devil: lol0
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Footsteps?0
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footsteps!0
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footsteps.
What is light in color but hot in touch.0 -
The more you take the more you leave behind.....what are they?
Breaths?
Or footsteps!0 -
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die
what is it?0 -
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die
what is it?
FIRE!!!0 -
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
this one is kinda stupid actually... it should more less say what are jack and jill. not really how did they die... just sayin.0 -
footsteps.
What is light in color but hot in touch.
Good one...must not Google...0 -
I was late!0
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lmao! thinkin the same thing! dont cheat bob! nobody likes a cheater!footsteps.
What is light in color but hot in touch.
Good one...must not Google...0 -
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
this one is kinda stupid actually... it should more less say what are jack and jill. not really how did they die... just sayin.
goldfish!0 -
Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain?0
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What is light in color but hot in touch.
A flame.
I knew the answer but was late...Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
this one is kinda stupid actually... it should more less say what are jack and jill. not really how did they die... just sayin.0 -
They were musicians.Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain?0 -
A man leaves home, turns left three times and returns to find two men in masks. Who is he?0
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A man leaves home, turns left three times and returns to find two men in masks. Who is he?
A baseball player.0 -
Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?0 -
Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
was it an interior window?0 -
Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
was it an interior window?
Nooooo0 -
Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
was it an interior window?
Nooooo
Was the window overlooking the balcony?0 -
Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
was it an interior window?
Nooooo
Was the window overlooking the balcony?
Noooooo0 -
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
this one is kinda stupid actually... it should more less say what are jack and jill. not really how did they die... just sayin.
They died of suffocation - Jack and Jill are goldfish.0 -
Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
was it an interior window?
Nooooo
Was the window overlooking the balcony?
Noooooo
Was Brad a cat?0 -
Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
was it an interior window?
Nooooo
Was the window overlooking the balcony?
Noooooo
Was Brad a cat?
NooooooIt was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground.0 -
Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
was it an interior window?
Nooooo
Was the window overlooking the balcony?
Noooooo
Was Brad a cat?
NooooooIt was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground.
Spiderman saved him!0 -
What black when you buy it, red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?0
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Was he outside the window and jumped inside?Close enough. Actually he is the batter.
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Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
was it an interior window?
Nooooo
Was the window overlooking the balcony?
Noooooo
Was Brad a cat?
NooooooIt was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground.
Spiderman saved him!0
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