OT and slightly PG

Fab140

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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
Praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, 'I have a Praise.'
Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and
his *kitten* was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and
the doctors didn't know if they could help him.'

You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.

Pat continued,
'Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him
terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of
Jim's *kitten* and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'

Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.

She continued,
'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with time,
his *kitten* should recover completely.' All the men sighed with
relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to
say.

A man rose and walked slowly to the podium. He said, 'I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, the word is sternum.'

Fab140

:laugh:


The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
Praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, 'I have a Praise.'
Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and
his *kitten* was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and
the doctors didn't know if they could help him.'

You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.

Pat continued,
'Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him
terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of
Jim's *kitten* and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'

Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.

She continued,
'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with time,
his *kitten* should recover completely.' All the men sighed with
relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to
say.

A man rose and walked slowly to the podium. He said, 'I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, the word is sternum.'

Anna_Banana

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

raincloud

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lina1131

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

TexasAngelBeth

That is too cute

Jackie_W

BRILLIANT !!!! :bigsmile: :laugh: :happy: :flowerforyou: :drinker:

kellch

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lina1131

Well poop on a stick, am I the only one that came in to this thread thinking you were going to announce that you are pregnant? :noway: :laugh:

Fab140

Well poop on a stick, am I the only one that came in to this thread thinking you were going to announce that you are pregnant? :noway: :laugh:

:laugh:

:noway: :noway: :noway:

I thought I was around the time you did....just a screwy Aunt Flow, that's all!

beckylynn

:laugh: :laugh: Too funny! That's the kind of thing that I would do!!

Fab140

:laugh: :laugh: Too funny! That's the kind of thing that I would do!!

:laugh: :laugh:

Priceless....

Losing_It

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

douganl

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SherryRH

I don't care who you are, that was funny. :laugh: