Killing the Hunger Pang Beast

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Well.....usually I'm always hungry.....and particularly over the last week I have really struggled with keeping the hunger pang beast at bay, cos once he's out, it's a real bugger getting him back in that box..... until today, when I suddenly realised that he had been asleep all day...mmmmm.... I thought how could that be......
I wasn't dreaming of food,
snuffling around in the fridge,
or munching down a whole box of jaffa cakes by 10 o'clock......
I'll get to the point now sorry....soooooo
Asda had a special offer on of 3 boxes of different brands of multivitamins for £10....
So I bought Asda's Woman Multivitamins, Wellwoman and Perffectil Skin, Hair and Nails.
and then I thought to myself that I would take above the recommended dose, as you do i.e. I took one pill from each box........
And you know what, I think my chromium levels went that high, that they actually tranquilized or maybe, hopefully even killed that beast .....
Unfortunately tho the high levels of niacin gave me a bit of gout in my baby toe .....soooo painful.
or maybe I've just gone insane and I was actually out of jaffa cakes, turned into the beast and started eating my own toes.... but toes taste more cheesy than orangey dontcha think...... Yep definitely gone over the top on the drugs.....
So then the moral of this very long story is "Chromium stops those naughty hunger pangs!"
xxx