Do you have a favorite quote?

Jenny56dreams
Jenny56dreams Posts: 147 Member
edited September 29 in Chit-Chat
It can be funny or philosophical....... I'll start:

"I don't trust Camels or anyone who can go more than a week without a drink!" :happy:
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  • Zombella
    Zombella Posts: 491 Member
    This is a quote from "The Office" haha I love it.

    Michael: Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
  • runnermel
    runnermel Posts: 278
    Excuses are only good for those that make them!!!!!
  • papastu
    papastu Posts: 737 Member
    The Winner says "Let me do it for you"
    The Loser says "That's not my job"
  • bleachcse
    bleachcse Posts: 148 Member
    I have a TON of quotes that i just love. But I'll stick to one.

    "Every man dies, but not every man lives."

    It reminds me to live life to the fullest. I don't always do it, but sometimes you've got to remember you've only got 1 life to live and might as well live it up!
  • aehartley
    aehartley Posts: 269 Member
    a woman needs a man, like a fish need a wagon
  • HappyathomeMN
    HappyathomeMN Posts: 498 Member
    Mae West - When I am good, I am very, very good, but when I am bad I'm better!!!!
  • runnermel
    runnermel Posts: 278
    Mae West - When I am good, I am very, very good, but when I am bad I'm better!!!!

    Love!!
  • aharmeson
    aharmeson Posts: 55
    Favorite QOUTE ever is:

    "Pain is weakness leaving the body"

    Not sure the author but i heard it from a friend who is a Navy Seal instructor. HA!


    Favorite funny one is:

    "You cant fix Stupid"

    -Bill Engvall
  • cathyAprice
    cathyAprice Posts: 81
    The person that says that it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.
  • aly1221
    aly1221 Posts: 55
    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education" -Mark Twain
    I've always loved that one :)
  • McKnightAM
    McKnightAM Posts: 125 Member
    Well it seems all mine are quotes from the Bible :smile:

    (I have TONS of favorites, but this is one)

    I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
    Philippians 4:13

    It reminds me that no matter what excuse I come up with, that ALL things are possible through Him, not just the things I feel like are achievable, but the things like *weight loss* as well. So when I feel like I can't do it, and I should just give up, I rely on the strength that He gives me, and not my own.
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
    Fave philosophical: "Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today." ~ Carl Sagan

    Fave weight-loss: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

    Fave other: "I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." ~ Marilyn Monroe
  • MB1967
    MB1967 Posts: 94 Member
    philosophical: I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do - Helen Keller.

    other: I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    My quote in my signature thing is one of my favorites.

    Also, I had a gay friend who said he could, 'never date anyone who bled for a week straight and didn't die' and that always gave me a little, 'heck yes, ladies are tough!' kick.


    Pain is weakness leaving the body - was a favorite of my Fhockey coach.
  • BuceesNana
    BuceesNana Posts: 302 Member
    a woman needs a man, like a fish need a wagon

    I love it!
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    "Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other"

    And pretty much anything else said by Reagan.

    Also: “What is best in life, Conan?”

    “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.”
  • alliebe
    alliebe Posts: 21
    "I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul."
    William Ernest Henley. 1849–1903
    (From: Invictus)
  • beautybrainsbooty
    beautybrainsbooty Posts: 122 Member
    FAVE of ALL TIME: It always seems impossible...until its done. (Nelson Mandela)

    FAVE FUNNY: Im going to.show you a little maneuver my mother taught me when I was in junior high. In my experience, it has a 98% success rate in getting a man's attention and when used appropriately--an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. It's called the "Bend & Snap". (Legally Blonde)
  • bmxpop
    bmxpop Posts: 353 Member
    You don't stop playing when you get old....you get old when you stop playing!!!


    I intend to live forever...or die trying!!!
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  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    My signature :)
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
    ...Mark Twain
  • pandaeye
    pandaeye Posts: 126
    I am not insane..........I have a certificate to prove it!

    My dads always using this one lol!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    "I see you are not yet a man, yet so nearly a corpse!"

    From a particularly bad chop-socky film called Magnificent Natural Fists!
  • HeyLisa
    HeyLisa Posts: 201
    Ok.. weird ones that just came to me.

    No matter where you go, there you are..
    --Buckaroo Banzai

    I'm not a super hero.. i'm just a Latter Day Saint
    --Orgazmo

    And when Jackie was telling Roseanne that a bedouin can last three days eating just one fig, she replied that her family wouldn't last three days on one bedouin.
    --Roseanne
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "Are you going to bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?"

    Or anything from Reservoir Dogs! :smokin:
  • Loopyleanne
    Loopyleanne Posts: 20
    Reach for the moon..... even if you miss you'll land among the stars :-) (anon)

    'Dance like no one is watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like no one is listening, Live like it's heaven on earth' (w purkey)

    a couple of my fav's :-)))
  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    I'm your Huckleberry


    And

    I want to be the man the mirro likes to see
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    From the file Eagle eye

    "are you guys looking at me........... why you guys looking at me??? you guys better get lost and find me some leads before you are all demoted to something that involves touching **** with your hands"
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