MFP convention

iAMaPhoenix

Just wondering out loud...what would a MFP convention look like, and who would be sponsors? Hmmmmm!!!

godroxmysox

ooooooooooo, fun!

Gilbrod

Mcdonalds, Wieght Watchers, Myoplex, Outback, bigdates.com and other wierd ones based on the ads I see. LOL!!!

bcatgray

Mcdonalds, Wieght Watchers, Myoplex, Outback, bigdates.com and other wierd ones based on the ads I see. LOL!!!

Hahahahha! I hear ya! Don't forget Vistaprint and Nice'n Easy! LOLOL

MrsMills712

Guess everybody in attendance would have to wear Pajama Jeans while there, because that ad always seems to appear too. ;-)

yanicka

With conference on:

should I eat my exercice calories?
I eat 500 cals a day and not losing
Vents, should you do it?
How to post picture on the board

iAMaPhoenix

And don't forget to attend these lectures:
P90X vs 30DS---which is better?
What protein shakes the weight off?
Can you really lose 7lbs in 7 days---and keep it off for the other 7.
When TOM is here, what do I do?
Why is there not a like button on MFP.
and my favorite lecture...Who the hell is Mike?

mikeyml

Also be on the lookout for special guest speakers that will talk about:

Will I lose my boobs if I lose weight?
Was sugar created by the devil?
Should women worry about lifting weights?
Are heart rate monitors accurate?
Is it possible to lose weight from a specific place on my body?
If I can't eat foods high in sodium, what do I eat?

and

Can I count sex as exercise?

iAMaPhoenix

Also be on the lookout for special guest speakers that will talk about:

Will I lose my boobs if I lose weight?
Was sugar created by the devil?
Should women worry about lifting weights?
Are heart rate monitors accurate?
Is it possible to lose weight from a specific place on my body?
If I can't eat foods high in sodium, what do I eat?

and

Can I count sex as exercise?

I like the last lecture...I hope they have a demonstration with them wearing HRMs to accurately measure calories lost, because I think 17 calories lost per half hour is toooooo low for me anyway. lol

MoLivesLuvsLifts

And let's not forget the seminars that will fill up fast....

What does NSV, TOM, bump and other abbreviations mean?
Where do you find the best tickers and how do you put them in your signature?

And my favorite...

Cardio or weight training - which is more effective for losing weight?

slim_photographer

I'll be giving lectures on

Can I exercise with a cold?

What to do if you're caught staring at the gym?

No water is no water.

Net Calories vs Type of Calories vs Breakfast Calories vs Late at night calories.

and

Is that bagel really going to my thighs?

Limited seating. Sign up now! they are going faster than donuts at a weight watchers meeting.