A giggle for the gals

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Ezzie
Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
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One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.



Five tips for a woman.....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2.. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is very important that these four men don't know each other.

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  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
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    One for the girls

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
    Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
    And please lift my butt before it sags.
    Please no age spots, Please no gray
    And as for my belly, Please take it away.
    Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
    And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.



    Five tips for a woman.....
    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2.. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is very important that these four men don't know each other.
  • arewethereyet
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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for the great laugh!!
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  • nightangelstars
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's so awesome! :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou: Thanks!
  • jamerz3294
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    Five tips for a woman.....
    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2.. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is very important that these four men don't know each other.

    I represent that remark! :drinker:

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