Chocolate Covered Bacon Diet

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  • Yurippe
    Yurippe Posts: 850 Member
    So, only eat recipes found on Epic Meal Time?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

    I think this recipe had good amount of bacon... but where's the chocolate?

    Chocolate + bacon & only 30,000 calories. We have a winner!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3nA2zqeX5Q
  • Spreadborough
    Spreadborough Posts: 47
    So, only eat recipes found on Epic Meal Time?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

    I think this recipe had good amount of bacon... but where's the chocolate?

    Chocolate + bacon & only 30,000 calories. We have a winner!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3nA2zqeX5Q

    Winner, Winner, Chocolate Covered Bacon Dinner.

    This was more what I had in mind. Thanks for this one. I loved it!
  • monkeybuttsmommy
    monkeybuttsmommy Posts: 343 Member
    This sounds similar to the Bacon Fat Enema diet that I tried... FYI you'll need to buy stock in new underwear. Your's sounds much more fun.
  • Spreadborough
    Spreadborough Posts: 47
    This sounds similar to the Bacon Fat Enema diet that I tried... FYI you'll need to buy stock in new underwear. Your's sounds much more fun.


    EWWWWWW!!! I think I'll stick to the chocolate covered bacon idea, thank you very much!
  • monkeybuttsmommy
    monkeybuttsmommy Posts: 343 Member
    A friend of mine just posted this on twitter... it has everything you need to live a healthy happy life and its does wonders for the wasteline!!! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/8611586/The-week-in-pictures-1-July-2011.html?image=1
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
    The Today Show featured Deep Fried Kool-Aid this morning. Should go well with Chocolate Covered Bacon.
  • lovejoydavid
    lovejoydavid Posts: 395 Member
    This is the Jim Gaffigan diet, right? My, question, then, is where is the fatback?
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    Blah.. that diet is hoey!

    Refried peanut butter and pork rinds are the way to go! And, you can get it in 5 hour energy shots!!
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    The Today Show featured Deep Fried Kool-Aid this morning. Should go well with Chocolate Covered Bacon.

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm totally going to try that!!!!!
  • FatUncleRob
    FatUncleRob Posts: 341
    You could always try a Bacon Maple Bar from Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, Oregon.

    Maple-Bacon-Voodoo-Doughnut.jpg
  • Bratkins
    Bratkins Posts: 47
    The reason you would drop weight would have nothing to do with it being chocolate or bacon. It is because you are cutting out a whole bunch of stuff. But it isn't good for you.
  • Spreadborough
    Spreadborough Posts: 47
    You could always try a Bacon Maple Bar from Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, Oregon.

    Maple-Bacon-Voodoo-Doughnut.jpg

    Those look interesting.
  • Spreadborough
    Spreadborough Posts: 47
    If a person was to try the Chocolate Covered Bacon Diet, I heard it is best to alternate between Chocolate Covered Bacon and Bacon Wrapped Chocolate. This confuses the body, and keeps it from going into "starvation mode".

    Do you think there is any truth to that?....
  • lovejoydavid
    lovejoydavid Posts: 395 Member
    You could always try a Bacon Maple Bar from Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, Oregon.

    Maple-Bacon-Voodoo-Doughnut.jpg

    I have had that, though it was in Eugene. It was wonderful.
  • Spreadborough
    Spreadborough Posts: 47
    You could always try a Bacon Maple Bar from Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, Oregon.

    Maple-Bacon-Voodoo-Doughnut.jpg

    I have had that, though it was in Eugene. It was wonderful.

    I'll have to check out Voodoo Doughnuts some day. I'm not too far north of Portland. I have heard of them, just because the Portland Timbers posts photos of some of their doughnut creations.
  • oyvonnee
    oyvonnee Posts: 116 Member
    I think it would only work if you had an appetizer of deep fried twinkies and washed it down with a milkshake. Now you're talking some serious kicking butt on that plateau. Oh wait, did you want to go up or down? :tongue:
  • waterjogger
    waterjogger Posts: 114
    Yummo!!! I think I may have to try this-no drops for me though. I wanna actually eat the chocolate!!!:laugh:
  • SarahLovesCheesecake
    SarahLovesCheesecake Posts: 520
    You're serious? This is a joke of some kind, right? :huh:

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerm? *shouts RETARD*
  • SarahLovesCheesecake
    SarahLovesCheesecake Posts: 520
    jeze there's some thick ppl in this world who really should pass an intelligence test to breed....
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    Not sure about the white chocolate idea, but Nutella does sound good...
    Nutella covered bacon? That is the dumbest idea I've heard for years.

    Chocolate sets firm, but nutella would stay all gooey and the slices of bacon would all stick together, yuck.
    If a person was to try the Chocolate Covered Bacon Diet, I heard it is best to alternate between Chocolate Covered Bacon and Bacon Wrapped Chocolate. This confuses the body, and keeps it from going into "starvation mode".

    Do you think there is any truth to that?....
    Absolutely, your body can tell the difference I'm sure. :bigsmile:
  • Spreadborough
    Spreadborough Posts: 47
    Nutella covered bacon? That is the dumbest idea I've heard for years.

    Chocolate sets firm, but nutella would stay all gooey and the slices of bacon would all stick together, yuck.
    If a person was to try the Chocolate Covered Bacon Diet, I heard it is best to alternate between Chocolate Covered Bacon and Bacon Wrapped Chocolate. This confuses the body, and keeps it from going into "starvation mode".

    Do you think there is any truth to that?....

    Absolutely, your body can tell the difference I'm sure. :bigsmile:

    Thank you for the input. I was pretty sure that doing the alternating between Chocolate Covered Bacon and Bacon Wrapped Chocolate was a good idea.... Nice point about the Nutella too, as I guess Bacon Wrapped Nutella wouldn't work so well.
  • brandiuntz
    brandiuntz Posts: 2,717 Member
    I do hope you're also alternating between milk chocolate and dark chocolate. REALLY confuses the body and prevents a plateau. Also, don't EVER use white chocolate. Since it's missing the key ingredient of real chocolate, it doesn't work.

    I do like to switch to Canadian bacon once in a while. Seems to work as well as regular bacon.
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    A donut shop here has maple bacon donuts - I wonder if it would work to eat one of them before each meal. :laugh:
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    A donut shop here has maple bacon donuts - I wonder if it would work to eat one of them before each meal. :laugh:
    Probably best to have one before meals too - remember the golden rule, NEVER eat on an empty stomach. :bigsmile:
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    Nice point about the Nutella too, as I guess Bacon Wrapped Nutella wouldn't work so well.
    Spreadborough, I've given this some thought and come to the conclusion that nutella does have a place on this diet.

    Crispy bacon could be crumbled then stirred into nutella to make a well balanced, sugar and fat rich meal replacement.

    Don't make the mistake of spreading it on wholewheat bread though, a lot of people don't realise just how heavy fibre is, and seem surprised when they are told that stays in your digestive system for up to two months!

    EDIT - Whoever posted that picture of a Maple Bacon Doughnut, you're sick and twisted. Also, I am now craving one dammit, and they're 4,800 miles away!
  • brandiuntz
    brandiuntz Posts: 2,717 Member
    Nice point about the Nutella too, as I guess Bacon Wrapped Nutella wouldn't work so well.
    Spreadborough, I've given this some thought and come to the conclusion that nutella does have a place on this diet.

    Crispy bacon could be crumbled then stirred into nutella to make a well balanced, sugar and fat rich meal replacement.

    Don't make the mistake of spreading it on wholewheat bread though, a lot of people don't realise just how heavy fibre is, and seem surprised when they are told that stays in your digestive system for up to two months!

    EDIT - Whoever posted that picture of a Maple Bacon Doughnut, you're sick and twisted. Also, I am now craving one dammit, and they're 4,800 miles away!

    My only concern with the crumbled bacon in Nutella is that most people won't put enough bacon in. I mean, you really need to compensate for all those hazelnuts they use in Nutella. This diet really is about the focus on bacon and chocolate. Oh, and drinking enough diet soda to wash it all down.
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    Chocolate covered bacon is sold in my hometown, Santa Cruz California. It's a health-nut city as well, with lots of thin people........

    I think you are on to something. And I like it. :wink:
  • brandiuntz
    brandiuntz Posts: 2,717 Member
    Chocolate covered bacon is sold in my hometown, Santa Cruz California. It's a health-nut city as well, with lots of thin people........

    I think you are on to something. And I like it. :wink:

    I suddenly want to go to Santa Cruz!
  • maria1993
    maria1993 Posts: 112
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  • Cath138
    Cath138 Posts: 60 Member
    OMG! Chocolate and bacon, my two favorite thing in the WHOLE world :)
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