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  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    Okay-- what's the funniest thing YOUR kids ever said about your weight?

    Years ago, pregnant with my 4th child in 1995, my 4 year old, David, at the time saw a commercial for Slim-Fast. "Mom, there's this drink you can buy that has a lot of vitamins and makes people skinny." I explained to him that the product does help people lose weight, but that it doesn't help them to learn to eat properly so in the long run it doesn't really help them.

    2 year old Faith then said, accurately, "Mommy, you're fat." "Yes, I am, Faith. Thank you for pointing that out." David said, "That's because she has a baby in her belly. But, she's still beautiful."

    "Well, thank you, Sweetie." I said.

    3 year old Sarah looked at me and said, "Well, if the baby's in your belly, then why is your butt so fat?"


    Lemme hear yours--

    OMGosh! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!:laugh:

    Yeah, good ol' Sarah is now 16, and still has quite the mouthy sense of humor-- can't imagine where she inherited her mouth!!!!
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  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Oh...and there was the time a beautiful girl was standing in front of us in line to go down the slide at a water park. Middle son was around 3 yrs old, just about butt high. Girl has on thong, mommy is 9 months pregnant, and likely jealous of girl in thong with perfect butt. :grumble:

    Son keeps looking at butt, and grinning. HE IS THREEEEE! I am just fuming because I feel she is inapproriatly dressed. He asks me why hers looks so much different from mine. I tell him because it is in the sun and shrinks from the heat.

    He reaches up with both hands and puts them on her butt!! And annouces they dont feel shrunkded!

    I thought I would DIE! :blushing:

    If she's a'willing to be showing them cheeks in public, she should know they'd get grabbed!!! Better by a 3 y/o than a 30 y/o!
  • monica5237
    monica5237 Posts: 450
    My Grandson who is 4 crawls in my lap alot and one day he told me Grandma if you get any bigger your lap will be gone and I won't have a place to sit anymore.:sad: :blushing:

    He also told me that his mema (great great great grandma) was fat but that was okay cause grandma you are fatter.:blushing:


    Got to love them
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