Corny little Joke of the week...Enjoy :)
Jenny56dreams
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Love Dress
A mother stops by her son's house unexpectedly after he was
recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law.
"My husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy,
I would appreciate if you leave now because my husband will be home any minute."
The mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "love dress" and got an idea.
She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the driveway, and she took her
place by the door. The woman's husband opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," the Woman replied.
"Oh..................Maybe you should iron it first."
A mother stops by her son's house unexpectedly after he was
recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law.
"My husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy,
I would appreciate if you leave now because my husband will be home any minute."
The mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "love dress" and got an idea.
She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the driveway, and she took her
place by the door. The woman's husband opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," the Woman replied.
"Oh..................Maybe you should iron it first."
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I love corny jokes...that you for the morning laugh!!!0
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i love it.......great!!!0
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LOL, good one!0
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Cute !0
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Love Dress
A mother stops by her son's house unexpectedly after he was
recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"Love dress? You are naked!" said the mother-in-law.
"My husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy,
I would appreciate if you leave now because my husband will be home any minute."
The mother-in-law left. On the way home, she thought about the "love dress" and got an idea.
She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck pulled into the driveway, and she took her
place by the door. The woman's husband opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," the Woman replied.
"Oh..................Maybe you should iron it first."
hahahahaha!!!!! oooh my, that's funny, lol0 -
Ha Ha! This made me giggle!!0
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lol pretty cute!0
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hahahahaha, hilarious!0
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lol good one thanks for sharing0
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ROTFLMAO! LOVE IT!0
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lol...cute0
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