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Jenny56dreams
Jenny56dreams Posts: 147 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
A busy farmer needed some help with tending to the animals. His mother-in-law offered to spend some time on his farm, and being as busy as he was, the farmer had no choice but to accept her offer.

A few days later, the farmer's mother-in-law was killed when his mule kicked her.

Thousands of people from town who had heard about the death came to the poor lady's funeral, many that the farmer didn't even know. A minister noticed this, came up to the farmer, and asked him, "Why are there so many people here?"

The farmer answered, "Oh, they're not here for the funeral. They want to buy the mule."

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  • nitashagarcia
    nitashagarcia Posts: 88
    LOL oh my! okay i have one! :D

    A woman is on her way to a party, she works for Avon so she has products in her car...she hits a rabbit. Panicking she gets out of the car wondering what to do to help. She grabs a bottle of an Avon product and pours some on the rabbit. She gets in the car and is about to drive off, she looks in her rear view mirror and she sees the rabbit waving at her......Later, on her way back from the party she sees the rabbit still waving at her...confused, she gets home and checks the bottle she used...it said: "Permanent Wave for Hair" :P
  • yorkshirebeef
    yorkshirebeef Posts: 1
    Two fish in a tank one says to the other...
    "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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