Overweight guy from the UK looking for friends for banter an

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  • LukeBarrs
    LukeBarrs Posts: 30
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    We have a more refined sense of humour. Knock knock jokes are long gone :laugh:

    For instance:

    A director was beginning a casting session for main roles in a film about several classical composers.

    In walked several men, and after a long process he narrowed it down to the most outstanding three actors.

    He said "you guys were fantastic, so much so that I think you know which roles I wan't you to play".

    The first man said "Well I have to play Beethoven",

    The next man was jumping up and down saying "I must play Mozart",

    The third man kept his cool because he was Arnold Schwarzenegger,

    He took a deep breath, looked the director straight in the eye and said,



    "I'll be Bach".
  • sweatymary
    sweatymary Posts: 67
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    Yep us Brits are funnier :-D friend request sent from sunny Birmingham :-D
  • LukeBarrs
    LukeBarrs Posts: 30
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    I'm from Fleet UK, i've sent you a request.
  • misstash123
    misstash123 Posts: 55
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    Im from North Wales looking to lose at least 40lbs, feel free to add me anyone :smile:

    p.s. of course Brits are funnier!:laugh:
  • Solat37_Neil
    Solat37_Neil Posts: 379 Member
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    Ello matey, im from west mids, feel free to send me a friend request, and good luck!
  • vodkaswigger
    vodkaswigger Posts: 467
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    Hiya, im a geordie lass, feel free to request me, same goes for anyone, good luck xxx
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    Lard-*kitten* from London here :smile:
  • redrose66
    redrose66 Posts: 31
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    Hi and welcome

    Sent a friends request.
  • messy_jessie98
    messy_jessie98 Posts: 23
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    Hi,

    I joined a few months ago and also completely fell off the bandwagon and had just popped on to post something similar. :laugh:

    I'm not a Brit either, but feel free to add me!
  • bjshooter
    bjshooter Posts: 1,174 Member
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    We have a more refined sense of humour. Knock knock jokes are long gone :laugh:

    For instance:

    A director was beginning a casting session for main roles in a film about several classical composers.

    In walked several men, and after a long process he narrowed it down to the most outstanding three actors.

    He said "you guys were fantastic, so much so that I think you know which roles I wan't you to play".

    The first man said "Well I have to play Beethoven",

    The next man was jumping up and down saying "I must play Mozart",

    The third man kept his cool because he was Arnold Schwarzenegger,

    He took a deep breath, looked the director straight in the eye and said,



    "I'll be Bach".

    haha I laughed, dafter the better with jokes :D
  • mummyflippers
    mummyflippers Posts: 70
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    Another brit here. Good luck!

    Louise
  • MrsTits
    MrsTits Posts: 44 Member
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    Another Brit here, scouse but still British, just about any way, lol

    Feel free to add me too. :)

    Good luck with your weight loss!
  • allypally9
    allypally9 Posts: 23 Member
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    Please feel free to add me as a friend, would be nice to have some more UK friends :) Im from Cheshire.

    If anyone else would like to add me too please feel free, I log in every day and try to offer support where I can!
  • aliciadjackson
    aliciadjackson Posts: 480 Member
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    Welcome! I'm from the U.S. , but I'm told I'm pretty friendly and fun to chat with! =)
  • fredd500
    fredd500 Posts: 106 Member
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    Hey, I'm from just down the road in Swindon. Invite sent.
  • Beccaxx
    Beccaxx Posts: 27 Member
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    Hi im from Yorkshire & have just returned after being off the wagon for a few months & had a small gain! But im here for the long haul now lol.

    Request sent xx
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
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    Hi, I'm from the US but I can do a mean British accent! ha ha ha " 'ello luv. " See, there it is! Wait... I got more... :drinker:
  • wozmon
    wozmon Posts: 20
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    Hi, I'm from the US but I can do a mean British accent! ha ha ha " 'ello luv. " See, there it is! Wait... I got more... :drinker:

    :laugh:
  • determined79
    determined79 Posts: 3 Member
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    Heya, I'm from beautiful Cumbria, fairly new to this site. Feel free to add :)
  • glypta
    glypta Posts: 440 Member
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    I'm Scottish but British too :tongue: Feel free to add me if you like!

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