PLEASE make me laugh or smile or something!!

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BrownEyedG1rl
BrownEyedG1rl Posts: 625 Member
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I am in SUCH a funk today!:explode: Can you cheer me up? It's only 10:26 am...it's gonna be a long day.:grumble:
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  • cgd67
    cgd67 Posts: 188 Member
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    (:-{)}
  • kirstyfromscotland
    kirstyfromscotland Posts: 555 Member
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    now stand up........go on now! now put ur right hand on ur left shoulder, now keep it there and put ur left hand on ur right shoulder and squeeze tightly...................................there's a happy hug from me.x :bigsmile:
  • Aid_B
    Aid_B Posts: 427
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    For Sale: Dead Budgie

    Not going Cheap ! :laugh:
  • CaelaXO
    CaelaXO Posts: 44 Member
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    i was trying to find the link but i couldnt. This morning there was the cutest video of a baby going to sleep and laughing. Its was on AOL's homepage. It is guaranteed to make you smile! Look for it!
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
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    I should send you a picture of my horrifically swollen allergy eyes, but I worry you'll sell it on the black market and I'll never get to be a teen model.
  • emilylaura7
    emilylaura7 Posts: 51
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    This made me laugh the other day... I hope it makes you laugh too! :)

    1 - Open Google Maps (click Get Directions)
    2 - Type China as your starting point (in box A)
    3 - Type Taiwan as your destination (in box B).
    4 - Read step 48

    Haha!
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
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    I am in SUCH a funk today!:explode: Can you cheer me up? It's only 10:26 am...it's gonna be a long day.:grumble:

    Cheer up...you are too beautiful to be in a bad mood....dont make me come there!
  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
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    I got a really funny joke but it is way too long to type and the delivery wouldn't be the same. I can say this, and I hope it makes you smile. You are a beautiful lady and it would be a sad thing to think of you with a frown.
  • morganginga
    morganginga Posts: 33 Member
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    You may have already seen this, but it will still make you smile:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
  • jparsons27
    jparsons27 Posts: 61
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    But you have lost 36lbs! You are amazing!!!!!
  • fitnessjch
    fitnessjch Posts: 449 Member
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    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

    'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed .

    The old man looked off in the distance without
    answering.

    'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with
    nothing on below the waist?' he asked again
    The old man slowly looked at him and said,

    'Well..last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
    and I got a stiff neck.. This is your grandma's idea.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    My favorite line...Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
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    I am in SUCH a funk today!:explode: Can you cheer me up? It's only 10:26 am...it's gonna be a long day.:grumble:

    this always makes me laugh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
  • Ritamas2
    Ritamas2 Posts: 319
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    HA! you think you're in a funk'''' :frown:

    I'm trying to find the Yellow Brick Road,
    I have a bone to pick with the little person
    that stole my Lollipop!!! :laugh:
  • Marig0ld
    Marig0ld Posts: 671 Member
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    I would do a happy dance but there is no dancing smiley :cry:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Dr Evil. Mini Me. Dancing. Win.

    mini-me.gif
  • femmerides
    femmerides Posts: 843 Member
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    My favorite line...Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.

    hahahahahaha! that was awesome!
  • ChaseAlder
    ChaseAlder Posts: 804 Member
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    I once met a man who was allergic to cotton. They made a pill for it, but he couldn't take them.


    pill-bottle.jpg
  • rubyrenga
    rubyrenga Posts: 402 Member
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    This made me laugh the other day... I hope it makes you laugh too! :)

    1 - Open Google Maps (click Get Directions)
    2 - Type China as your starting point (in box A)
    3 - Type Taiwan as your destination (in box B).
    4 - Read step 48

    Haha!

    Hilarious. But who wouldn't love to log that in their cardio for the day?:laugh:
  • rubyrenga
    rubyrenga Posts: 402 Member
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    A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

    RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

    1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
    2) WON'T RUN AWAY
    3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

    For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

    Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

    Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

    "Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

    "Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

    To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

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