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I needed a laugh today and this is what a freind sent me

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A Typical Day In The Sauna
Toilet Paper
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped. The other looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said...
"Well, will you look at that...I'm getting a FAX!!!!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Toilet Paper
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped. The other looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said...
"Well, will you look at that...I'm getting a FAX!!!!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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A Typical Day In The Sauna
Toilet Paper
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped. The other looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said...
"Well, will you look at that...I'm getting a FAX!!!!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
That was funny! Thank you0
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funny:happy:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is so funny!!! Sounds like something one of my family members would do. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh:A Typical Day In The Sauna
Toilet Paper
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped. The other looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said...
"Well, will you look at that...I'm getting a FAX!!!!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Well Girl! I think your friend did good, and you definitely not only got your laugh but shared it as well!!:flowerforyou:0
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So funny I read it aloud to the hubby:laugh:0
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:laugh: This is definitely making my work day go by a little faster...Look at that-Only 1 hour left!0
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LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Post more we could all use a laugh0
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Roses are red
Wine is also red
Poems are hard
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