NSV WARNING!
RebelliousRibbons
Posts: 391 Member
Honestly, this is a hilarious story... so, do read on!
Right now, I'm living with my boyfriend's family in London, and today, the three of us, my BF, his mum, and his nanny, went over to the cemetery to tend to the trees where the family's ashes are buried.
Well, I was sort of awkwardly standing there, because I wasn't sure how to help. That's when I saw the little plastic flower about to fall out of the ornament. So, dutifully, like a good future daughter in law, I bent over to pick it up and....
Ouch! I felt a sharp pain *just* above (but VERY near...y'know) my behind. Since I've lost nearly 10 pounds (possibly more, considering I've gained a good bit of muscle in my legs) my jeans have become quite loose on my thighs and posterior, even with a belt.
Quickly, I stood up, fumbled with the back of my jeans and pulling them up, thinking, "is something there? Did I just get stung?" but there was nothing there, so I put the flower back, realizing that my behind was beginning to sting quite a bit.
As I'm mentioning to Mum and Nanny that I think I've been stung, I realize-- there's something crawling around my thigh INSIDE of MY JEANS...and it felt like a wasp.
So I started, calmly freaking out... "There's a BEE in my pants."
Mum: There's a what?
Nanny: What?
Me: A bee! In my pants. Something, anyway. I think it stung me.
And so, I'm fidgeting around, wondering whether the hell I should take OFF my PANTS in the middle of a CEMETERY where we're NOT ALONE, in front of my boyfriend, his mother, and his grandmother. -.-
Well, it's not going to get itself out so, I undid my belt, unbuttoned my pants, wiggled, but couldn't find it, wondering if it's gotten into my underwear because when you're panicked, you feel like it could be ANYWHERE.
So, my pants are sorta down, Nanny's fumbling around looking for it, and I'm shaking my leg and it's THEN that Mum tells my BF to take me to the bathroom that I didn't even know existed. >,<
After wiggling and shaking my leg the whole time there, I get to the bathroom, only to find nothing. It's gone, but you better believe I turned my jeans inside out looking for it!
(Luckily, the way down was loose enough for it to get out... *Shudder*)
So, folks... the moral of the story is... TIGHTEN YOUR BELT IF YOU'RE GARDENING!
Me, I'll just keep an aspirin on my bee-hind and laugh about my own misfortune.
Right now, I'm living with my boyfriend's family in London, and today, the three of us, my BF, his mum, and his nanny, went over to the cemetery to tend to the trees where the family's ashes are buried.
Well, I was sort of awkwardly standing there, because I wasn't sure how to help. That's when I saw the little plastic flower about to fall out of the ornament. So, dutifully, like a good future daughter in law, I bent over to pick it up and....
Ouch! I felt a sharp pain *just* above (but VERY near...y'know) my behind. Since I've lost nearly 10 pounds (possibly more, considering I've gained a good bit of muscle in my legs) my jeans have become quite loose on my thighs and posterior, even with a belt.
Quickly, I stood up, fumbled with the back of my jeans and pulling them up, thinking, "is something there? Did I just get stung?" but there was nothing there, so I put the flower back, realizing that my behind was beginning to sting quite a bit.
As I'm mentioning to Mum and Nanny that I think I've been stung, I realize-- there's something crawling around my thigh INSIDE of MY JEANS...and it felt like a wasp.
So I started, calmly freaking out... "There's a BEE in my pants."
Mum: There's a what?
Nanny: What?
Me: A bee! In my pants. Something, anyway. I think it stung me.
And so, I'm fidgeting around, wondering whether the hell I should take OFF my PANTS in the middle of a CEMETERY where we're NOT ALONE, in front of my boyfriend, his mother, and his grandmother. -.-
Well, it's not going to get itself out so, I undid my belt, unbuttoned my pants, wiggled, but couldn't find it, wondering if it's gotten into my underwear because when you're panicked, you feel like it could be ANYWHERE.
So, my pants are sorta down, Nanny's fumbling around looking for it, and I'm shaking my leg and it's THEN that Mum tells my BF to take me to the bathroom that I didn't even know existed. >,<
After wiggling and shaking my leg the whole time there, I get to the bathroom, only to find nothing. It's gone, but you better believe I turned my jeans inside out looking for it!
(Luckily, the way down was loose enough for it to get out... *Shudder*)
So, folks... the moral of the story is... TIGHTEN YOUR BELT IF YOU'RE GARDENING!
Me, I'll just keep an aspirin on my bee-hind and laugh about my own misfortune.
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I'm sorry for your bad luck, but that is hilarious!0
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Haha, yeah, this has happened to me TWICE!! :P Once when I was a teenager and then again just a few months ago.. There's nothing like realizing you have a bug in your pants.. LOL0
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Funny. Note to self, belt! Thanks!0
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OUCH...LOL;)0
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This story made me laugh so hard...I understand wanting to strip your clothes off if you have something in your clothes stinging you...my mom on the other hand would strip naked anywhere if she thought there was a spider on her!..All you would have to say is "Don't move." and she would automatically think "SPIDER" and she'd be naked in 3 seconds flat...I am glad you are okay...and thanks for the laugh!0
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Oh My! LOL ... wow ... I KNEW there was a reason I bought a smaller belt last weekend! Thanks for the giggle~!0
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I am pissing myself laughing but i'm glad your ok0
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Oh My! This really tickled me!
Cracking NSV....hope your sting heals soon
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That is hilarious, but to be honest, if you can't drop your trousers and have a laugh in a cemetery, where can you? I bet all the residents found it amusing!0
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Great story, thanks for the giggle.
I found myself in a sticky spot once when I was taking some washing off the line and a spider fell out of the washing and straight down my cleavage. I ripped my dress off immediately (I wasn't wearing a bra) and danced around trying to see if there was a spider on me.....then realised that my male neighbour was watching the whole performance from his kitchen window.
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thank you for making my day!
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Heck of an NSV! Thank you for the laugh and i hope the sting heals quickly!0
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