Tee Heee.......Never mess with a woman : )
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A woman was out golfing one
> Day when she hit the ball into the woods.
>
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a
> frog in a trap.
> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this
> trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
>
> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
> 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a
> condition to your wishes.
>
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times
> ten!'
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay.'
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
> beautiful woman in the world.
>
> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this
&g t; wish will also make your husband the most handsome
> man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
> to'.
>
> The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be
> the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only
> for me.'
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
> world!
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
> woman in the world.
>
> The frog said, 'That will make your husband the
> richest man in the world. And he will be ten times
> richer than you.'
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine
> is his and what's his is mine.'
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
> The frog then inquired about h e r third wish, and
> she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
> with them.
:smokin: :devil:
:laugh:
A woman was out golfing one
> Day when she hit the ball into the woods.
>
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a
> frog in a trap.
> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this
> trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
>
> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
> 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a
> condition to your wishes.
>
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times
> ten!'
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay.'
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
> beautiful woman in the world.
>
> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this
&g t; wish will also make your husband the most handsome
> man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
> to'.
>
> The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be
> the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only
> for me.'
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
> world!
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
> woman in the world.
>
> The frog said, 'That will make your husband the
> richest man in the world. And he will be ten times
> richer than you.'
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine
> is his and what's his is mine.'
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
> The frog then inquired about h e r third wish, and
> she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
> with them.
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:devil: :smokin:
A woman was out golfing one
> Day when she hit the ball into the woods.
>
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a
> frog in a trap.
> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this
> trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
>
> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
> 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a
> condition to your wishes.
>
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times
> ten!'
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay.'
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
> beautiful woman in the world.
>
> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this
&g t; wish will also make your husband the most handsome
> man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
> to'.
>
> The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be
> the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only
> for me.'
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
> world!
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
> woman in the world.
>
> The frog said, 'That will make your husband the
> richest man in the world. And he will be ten times
> richer than you.'
>
> The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine
> is his and what's his is mine.'
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
> The frog then inquired about h e r third wish, and
> she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
>
> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
> with them.
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LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Funny!:laugh: :laugh:0
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I don't get it??????????:blushing:0
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Oooooohhhhhh That is so funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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It Just Doesn't Pay To Piss Off A Woman
How True!
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow end of the all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/14th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed, and, within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home........
including the curtain rods.
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haha, very funny!0
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Love it!0
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fatgottago wrote: »I don't get it??????????:blushing:
If you're serious-- the woman wants a mild heart attack, so the husband will get one ten times worse. You won't die (necessarily) from a mild heart attack, but you will from one ten times worse.0 -
Wow! This is an old post!! I don't even remember this one... LOL0
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...too funny 0 -
zachbonner wrote: »LOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU GO GIRL! DEATH IS FUNNY!
ummmm...
I was just going thru my old posts....0 -
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death?0
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Oh lol...twas alright
LOL
True though Women are clever...Muahahaha 0 -
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