One more dumb joke : )

kellch

Sorry......I'm easily entertained :bigsmile: :smooched: :laugh: :flowerforyou:

Subject: The Wisdom of 7 year olds


> A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'.
> Some interesting responses..........
>
> 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier
> my mom gets.'
> --Tim, 7 years old
>
> 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television
> when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '
> --Melanie, 7 years old
>
> 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and
> takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
> --Grady, 7 years old
>
> ''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the
> more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
> --Toby, 7 years old
>
> 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes,
> so he shouldn't have too much.
> --Sarah, 7 years old
>
> 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he d dances. One time he
> danced right into the pool.'
> --Lilly, 7 years old
>
> 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the
> sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
> --Ethan, 7 years old
>
> 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
> --Shirley, 7 years old
>
> 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
> Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone
> down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
> --Jack, 7 years old

kellch

Sorry......I'm easily entertained :bigsmile: :smooched: :laugh: :flowerforyou:

Subject: The Wisdom of 7 year olds


> A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'.
> Some interesting responses..........
>
> 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier
> my mom gets.'
> --Tim, 7 years old
>
> 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television
> when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '
> --Melanie, 7 years old
>
> 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and
> takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
> --Grady, 7 years old
>
> ''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the
> more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
> --Toby, 7 years old
>
> 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes,
> so he shouldn't have too much.
> --Sarah, 7 years old
>
> 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he d dances. One time he
> danced right into the pool.'
> --Lilly, 7 years old
>
> 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the
> sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
> --Ethan, 7 years old
>
> 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
> --Shirley, 7 years old
>
> 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
> Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone
> down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
> --Jack, 7 years old

Losing_It

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Anna_Banana

cute:laugh: :laugh:

jamerz3294

OMG! That last one was just way over the top! Apparently they have some "family issues" to get worked out, lol!:laugh: :bigsmile:

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -
-- Benjamin Franklin --

jojo52610

'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
> Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone
> down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
> --Jack, 7 years old



YIKES!!! :laugh:

amycakes812

LMBO!! That was too funny. I have the kids here staring at me. I'm sure they think "Mom is losing it!":laugh:

Sparky_1113

This was the oldest unanswered thread in this catagory, it has been idle for 4 years, 5 months and about one day. I gone a wrecked that hehe

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