Coffee Shop

jamerz3294
jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

Replies

  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
    She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
    "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked.
    The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
    "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh:

    coffee4.jpg
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: And heavy on the vodka valium please! :bigsmile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: And heavy on the vodka valium please! :bigsmile:

    Amen, brotha! :love:
  • Mufasa0331
    Mufasa0331 Posts: 334 Member
    LMAO you all are hilarious!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    *scratches head

    I don't get it!!! Why does she need all that coffee??

    Coffee-1.jpg
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Cause she forgot where she put the wine! :laugh: :bigsmile:
    coffee.jpg

    186-019~Coffee-Posters.jpg
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Cause she forgot where she put the wine! :laugh: :bigsmile:
    coffee%20poster.bmp

    Blasphemer! :angry:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Cause she forgot where she put the wine! :laugh: :bigsmile:
    coffee%20poster.bmp

    Blasphemer! :angry:

    Yeah!
    Double :angry: :angry:




    {snicker}
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Cause she forgot where she put the wine! :laugh: :bigsmile:
    coffee%20poster.bmp

    Blasphemer! :angry:

    Yeah!
    Double :angry: :angry:




    {snicker}

    Speaking of double....I'll be glad to get out of these bewbs after Halloween. I'm missing gravity. :bigsmile:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Speaking of double....I'll be glad to get out of these bewbs after Halloween. I'm missing gravity. :bigsmile:

    Can I borrow them?:blushing:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Cause she forgot where she put the wine! :laugh: :bigsmile:
    coffee%20poster.bmp

    Blasphemer! :angry:

    Yeah!
    Double :angry: :angry:




    {snicker}

    ...and gravity cares for why? LOL!
    gravity_mueller.gif
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i don't get it. is this some sort of coffee drinkers joke that only coffee drinkers will get? :huh:
This discussion has been closed.