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School Gurl

jamerz3294
jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."

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  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
    She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
    "Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
    "Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
    "Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
    Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
    "Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
    "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
    "Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
    Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
    "No darling, it's because you're 25."
  • MollySue30
    MollySue30 Posts: 288 Member
    That was funny, :laugh: :laugh:
  • Poison5119
    Poison5119 Posts: 1,460 Member
    OHHHHHHH that was SO wrong!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mufasa0331
    Mufasa0331 Posts: 334 Member
    I almost spit my tea out! hahahaha:laugh: :laugh:
  • Mahlia
    Mahlia Posts: 190
    LMAO! Oh dear, god. :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    :laugh: :angry: :laugh:
  • LuvinLife
    LuvinLife Posts: 89 Member
    I love it!!!

    OK, I got one..........

    What do you call finding a dead blonde in the closet?






    Last year's hide-and-seek winner!!
  • MargieM
    MargieM Posts: 2,248 Member
    :laugh: :angry: :laugh:

    Soup - you crack me up! :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou: :heart:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    :laugh: :angry: :laugh:

    Soup - you crack me up! :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou: :heart:

    :blushing:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Lol:laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I love it!!!

    OK, I got one..........

    What do you call finding a dead blonde in the closet?






    Last year's hide-and-seek winner!!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    What do you call a dead blonde in a closet...with an empty glass of wine?






    Oh Shannon... :wink: :laugh: :tongue:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    ..
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